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		<title>Canterbury's Law</title>
		<description>Bah, guessing this is a new TV show, it's cluttering up my search results for Canterbury related things:A television series centered on Elizabeth Canterbury (Margulies), a tough-minded defense attorney who isn't afraid to push boundaries in order to ... </description>
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		<title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</title>
		<description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted</link>
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		<title>Buffy, BACK!</title>
		<description>ROCK \m/ OK not actually Buffy, but the long rumoured Ripper spinoff, hope this will be good... This on popbitch forum today:Antony Stewart Head stars as Rupert Giles in &quot;Ripper&quot;, by Joss Whedon, filming next summer for the BBC.www.popbitch.com/image... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10441/Buffy%2C+BACK%21</link>
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		<title>Tip top weekend</title>
		<description>For a change we didn't go to Canterbury, though we will be again this weekend. Made a proper session of it on Saturday to celebrate Clare's brother Kev's visit from the Miami. Lunch in Escondido, then a crawl around Hythe taking it (at least) The Bel... </description>
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		<category>qi</category>
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		<title>Some shopping</title>
		<description>Just went to Bluewater to try and get a telly for the kitchen (but no-one wanted to swap, hoho) and a new coat for Clare. BUT, the telly we had seen online didn't look nearly as good in the flesh, and all the others that did were more than we were th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10006/Some+shopping&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Some shopping&quot; src=&quot;http://www.blakesofdover.com/images/front.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10006/Some+shopping&quot;&gt;Rated 4.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>pizza express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10006/Some+shopping</link>
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		<title>David Walliams, greased up in Folkestone</title>
		<description>David Walliams is swimming The Channel tomorrow, from Folkestone beach. Good charity fund raising work funnyman feller! The Sun has more...If anyone has any episodes of the Comedy Central TV show &quot;Asylum&quot; (I think it featured David Walliams, along wi... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8655/David+Walliams%2C+greased+up+in+Folkestone</link>
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		<title>Ah, Adam Rickitt didn't make it :-(</title>
		<description>From the Telegraph:Adam Rickitt, one of the most controversial members of David Cameron's priority list of prospective MPs, has failed in his first attempt to be accepted as a Conservative candidate.Mr Rickitt, 28, a former member of the cast of the ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8514/Ah%2C+Adam+Rickitt+didn%27t+make+it+%3A-%28</link>
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		<title>Arrr! Piratey adventure from Folkestone Harbour this weekend</title>
		<description>Me and the wife are going on this!The Grand Turk set to sail from Folkestone Harbour!The Grand Turk is probably best-known in Britain for her role in the 'Hornblower' and other films and television series. The ship has been a regular visitor to ports...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8422/Arrr%21+Piratey+adventure+from+Folkestone+Harbour+this+weekend&quot;&gt;Rated 4.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<title>Lonestar Comedy Club</title>
		<description>The next Lone Star Comedy Club takes place at the Lanterns in Folkestone, this Saturday March 18th with HOWARD READ, DAVE LEMKIN, JOE WILKINSON and compere DAN WILLIS.HOWARD READ is an award-winning stand-up comic, writer and animator. His show ‘The ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4802/Lonestar+Comedy+Club</link>
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		<title>RE: Flipping Big Television</title>
		<description>Hey cool, nice to see you made the decision and bought one.  Where's it going to go? Above that swanky modern fire of yours?  Let me know when you get your Free Sat installed and then I'll bother to come visit again (REAL TV in your house at last, no... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4597/RE%3A+Flipping+Big+Television</link>
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		<title>Flipping Big Television</title>
		<description>After much deliberation, arguing, stress, and a pizza express to diffuse the tension, we got ourselves a TV. Not exactly the one we went in for, we were talked up very slightly, after comparing them side by side. We did see others that we liked more ... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>television</category>
		<category>plasma</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4596/Flipping+Big+Television</link>
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		<title>Didn't get an aerial fitted then...</title>
		<description>Guy came, and can't fit an aerial. He was very helpful and has had a good look round, up in the loft and everything, but he says the only place we can get access to put an aerial might not give us a better picture than we're getting now, so it's not ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4586/Didn%27t+get+an+aerial+fitted+then...</link>
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		<title>Now that's just mean</title>
		<description>In the same weekend that the whole nation gets weepy about one (1) dead whale, there's more news about brazillions of grey squirrels being culled.Great weekend of comedy and sort of DIY. Went to the Lanterns comedy night Saturday, and quite literally... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4523/Now+that%27s+just+mean</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>RON VAUDRY (Intelligent, witty and sardonic, Ron Vaudry is the thinking man's comedian. A satirical genius teetering precariously at the edge of comedy, Vaudry guides audiences through a series of hilarious, yet thought provoking political and social...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4010/Lone+Star+Comedy&quot;&gt;Rated 5.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>My Life In The Making – American Tour</title>
		<description>MLitM fly out to the states on the 18th September for a week’s tour. They play four shows with American band ‘Another Tradgedy’ playing Lexington, Indianapolis, Chicago and Detroit. They have also been invited to play this year’s Mid-point festival i... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3898/My+Life+In+The+Making+%96+American+Tour</link>
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		<title>Double Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Hello all, In an attempt to get everything sorted before the Edinburgh Festival gets underway this weekend, here is all the information for the beginning of our Autumn season at the Lone Star Comedy Club.  We kick things off in style in September wit... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3708/Double+Lone+Star+Comedy</link>
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		<title>Weekend review</title>
		<description>I did a massive amount of driving at the weekend, borrowed a car and went to Bluewater. We hit some insane rain on the M20 and had to pull over until we could see again. It feels like the sort of place I ought to go &quot;oh no, we had to go to Bluewater&quot;... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3704/Weekend+review</link>
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		<title>Xtremadnes Entertainment L L C</title>
		<description>XTREMADNES ENTERTAINMENT L.L.C. is a professional music entertainment company that provides services for various genres of music such as Urban/R&amp;B, Hip-hop, pop, Reggae.  XTREMADNES ENTERTAINMENT L.L.C. was established January 7, 2000.  XTREMADNES EN... </description>
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		<title>Switch off!</title>
		<description>Been forwarded something from Green Energy about a day of switching off applicances. I do try, maybe it would be cool to have a day in the dark ages. Hard to work, being a computer bod and all, and no-one would be reading my blog. Oh, they're suggest... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2884/Switch+off%21</link>
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		<title>Sue Barker</title>
		<description>In television centre foyer, smartly dressed with trade mark helmet hair.</description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6181/Sue+Barker</link>
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		<title>Nick Knowles (DIY SOS)</title>
		<description>Yesterday.  The annoying git from DIY SOS, jeans and a lot of stubble.</description>
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		<title>Jeremy Clarkson</title>
		<description>Yesterday.  Outside Television Centre having a fag</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6179/Jeremy+Clarkson</link>
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		<title>Goo Goo Dolls</title>
		<description>The Goo Goo Dolls took home two honors at the 20th Annual ASCAP Pop Music Awards on Tuesday, May 20th. The group was recognized by the organization for its song &quot;Here Is Gone&quot; and for the theme song it provided for the television show Good Morning Mi... </description>
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		<title>GEZ AID</title>
		<description> Went to see Ash last night at Brixton Academy, and it was very nice - mostly because of the way they played. Every song was played far too fast, and all at exactly the same tempo, so it was just like seeing The Ramones, it was ace.They did a huge en... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7138/GEZ+AID</link>
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		<title>Spill Your Television</title>
		<description>Got sent a TV advert, on a CD today, and apparently it's groundbreaking.It's a new ad for Miller Genuine Draft, featuring the Fun Lovin' Criminals, which makes history (it says here), they're the first company to sign a band to appear in a beer comme... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6669/Spill+Your+Television</link>
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		<title>A Country Practice</title>
		<description>Kylie Minogue has confirmed she'll be performing a MEDLEY at the closing ceremony of the Sydney Olympics... this will be in front of a television audience SIX HUNDRED AND FIFTY BILLION PEOPLE!ALSO, straight after this, she will be jetting to the Para... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7414/A+Country+Practice</link>
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		<title>Thrill Your Television</title>
		<description>Ozzy Osbourne is on TV tonight, talking to Nick Hancock about his life on &quot;You Only Live Once&quot;... To celebrate the life and times of the metal mother whose family call him &quot;John&quot;, he's now a popEx commodity... ROCK ON!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7353/Thrill+Your+Television</link>
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