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		<title>Search Terms</title>
		<description>&quot;parent directory&quot; mp3 OR wma OR ogg &quot;THE DARKNESS&quot; -htm -html is an odd search request, just came through to here... Is it someone searching for people who have Darkness MP3's in a folder that can be browsed...Everything is still going wrong today.... </description>
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		<title>Ulrika Johnsson</title>
		<description>Last night, the second to last flight to land. Apparently she was all cuddly with her blerk on the plane, but they weren't together when they left and she was picked up by some old giffer. She looked pretty normal and didn't seem to be in a bad mood ... </description>
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		<title>David Letterman</title>
		<description>It might not have been him of course. &lt;br&gt;But I'm CONVINCED it was.&lt;br&gt;(This was last Saturday).</description>
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		<title>Dennis Waterman</title>
		<description>Saw Dennis Waterman outside the United Grand Lodge, just near Covent Garden on Monday, about 5.30. He did not have his trouser leg rolled up, I believe he was there filming something, there were a lot of cameras and crew and things around. Presumably... </description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>How are we supposed to find out if we've accidentally intermarried now???</title>
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		<title>RE: How are we supposed to find out if we've accidentally intermarried now???</title>
		<description>When your babies are born with horns and tails you will know!&lt;br /&gt;Pops</description>
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		<title>Folkestone is no longer simply a ferry terminal and is poised to become a desirable seaside town</title>
		<description>So says &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.telegraph.co.uk&quot;&gt;The Telegraph&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.telegraph.co.uk/property/main.jhtml?xml=/property/2007/03/17/pdeco117.xml&quot;&gt;have a look round quite a swanky pad here&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<title>It looks like West is best for London, long term</title>
		<description>But it's hard to be sure, that's why we don't want to be too far from either. You've not been back for a while, didn't realise at first. Are you in Canterbury, or did you live there before, I can't remember the connection? Hope you are well anyway.... </description>
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		<title>RE: It looks like West is best for London, long term</title>
		<description>well i think it depends on whereabouts in london you want to end up? personally I would think west is best - as that gives you more options for london bridge, waterloo and charing cross.  the thing is, i would try to live fairly near the station you ... </description>
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		<title>Top five Belle and Sebastian tracks on Ping (Apple iTunes)</title>
		<description>1. I'm a Cuckoo2. The Boy With the Arab Strap3. Piazza, New York Catcher4. Funny Little Frog5. Step Into My Office, BabyiTunes Ping has got some catching up to do I think!Everyone else is complaining about the artist it recommendedthey follow when th... </description>
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		<category>itunes ping</category>
		<category>apple ping</category>
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		<category>vexed</category>
		<category>mastermind</category>
		<category>home movie</category>
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		<category>last fm</category>
		<category>last.fm</category>
		<category>if you're feeling sinister</category>
		<category>sinister</category>
		<category>tigermilk</category>
		<category>the onion</category>
		<category>google</category>
		<category>san francisco</category>
		<category>california</category>
		<category>honeymoon</category>
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		<title>Half-term service on RHDR</title>
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		<title>The Creative Players present Robin Hood</title>
		<description>The panto! Tickets from Chambers, Cafe IT, and Barleycorn, or phone Tony King on 07790 264 108. Bring your kids it's in half term week!</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Erfurt</title>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Zwickau</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Bamberg</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Natural Wines</title>
		<description>This evening looks at what are termed Natural Wines - wines that are made with minimal intervention in the vineyard and winery - Tickets £15 per person - 8 SPACES LEFT</description>
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		<category>shop</category>
		<category>baker</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>drinking</category>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Bremen</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in GÃ¶ttingen</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Leipzig</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in SaarbrÃ¼cken</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Dortmund</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in DÃ¼sseldorf</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Mainz</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in Karlsruhe</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Michael Mittermeier in MÃ¼nchen</title>
		<description>128.53</description>
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		<title>Massimo Ranieri in Lamezia Terme</title>
		<description>38.27</description>
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		<title>Four Lions</title>
		<description>Film Starts - 8pm. Four Lions is the debut feature film from director Chris Morris. Omar is determined to become a Jihadi soldier. Dim-witted Waj thinks this is a great idea, but white Islamic convert Barry has other ideas. Meanwhile, Faisal has lear... </description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv / film</category>
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		<title>Heads South led by John Harriman</title>
		<description>Latin Jazz Salsa 5 Piece Featuring Steve Waterman on Trumpet. Doors 7pm Music 8pm &amp;pound;11.00</description>
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		<title>Half Term Spooky Fun</title>
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		<title>Heads South Featuring Multi-Award Winning Trumpeter Steve Waterman</title>
		<description>Possibly The Best Latin/Salsa Jazz Outfit In The Country. 8.30pm &amp;pound;7</description>
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		<title>Kent Folk Fiddler Various</title>
		<description>Ish - Saskia Tomkins &amp; Brandon Scott Behara. Gypsy Jazz to Contermpoary;Violin Viola Nyckelharp Guitar Banjo Sax. 8pm &amp;pound;5</description>
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		<title>Heads South with Steve Waterman</title>
		<description>The Best Of British Jazz - Latin/Salsa Jazz. 8.30pm &amp;pound;8</description>
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		<title>Demon Barber Roadshow - John Smedley Folk Memorial Concert</title>
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		<title>Heads South featuring Steve Waterman - Multi Award Winning Trumpeter</title>
		<description>Latin Jazz &amp; Salsa - The Best Of British Jazz. 8.30pm &amp;pound;8</description>
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		<title>Half Term Halloween Fun</title>
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		<title>Half Term Halloween Fun</title>
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		<title>Heads South featuring Steve Waterman - Multi Award Winning Trumpeter</title>
		<description>Latin Jazz &amp; Salsa - The Best Of British Jazz. 8.30pm &amp;pound;8</description>
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