http://www.folkestonegerald.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 287 ARRR!On a spoddy note I am posting this image without using an IMG tag, I've done it as an object instead... this means I can include HTML in the equivalent of the ALT tag, and no-one should see a broken image thing... just learned it, as the proper ... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/287/International+Talk+Like+A+Pirate+Day 4681 I saw the Babyshambles on Friday and Pete actually performed quite well, no signs of the effects of drugs although he didn't appear until 11. In an attempt to take pictures amongst the crowds of people I dropped my phone, but miraculously I managed t... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4681/RE:+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again 4057 RFU.com has it that there's a Folkestone player, Catherine Spencer in the England squad - you live and learn. It's not just Sian Reddick holding up Folkestone's international sporting name...... folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4057/International+Women%27s+Rugby 4677 From the Daily Mirror:BAY City Rollers star Les McKeown was booed and heckled by angry fans during a comeback concert.They claim the 50-year-old singer, recently cleared of drug charges, stumbled on stage 90 minutes late and forgot song lyrics.Fans d... fareham ferneham hall bay city rollers daily mirror curry tayyab whitechapel brick lane folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4677/Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again 4685 off topic, but...Have you seen the new darksided movie with Marguerite Perrin unloading on Bush for not being a Christian? Brilliant mate. Must see.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2700870alsohttp://www.youtube.com/?v=F_ohEkhGXC4... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4685/RE:+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again 5210 You know, Mark Cousins, that bloke who presents the BBC film stuff and isn't Jonathon Woss. Kind of Ulster/Glasgow accent, quite nerdy, but really knows his film stuff. A big star, anyway. I was walking past and twigged it was him but when he stud... http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5210/Mark+Cousins 5677 Sat rigtt next to the Gallager Clan at the National theatre on Saturday evening. I've always thought Liam was a bit of a knob – but he seemed really cool. They were really into the show and were the first to give a standing ovation… then they ran ou... celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5677/Liam+Gallager+%26+Nicole+Appleton 5811 Leaving a production of 'Power' [after it had finished], which starred Robert Lindsay [from 'My Family' on TV] celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5811/Sean+Connery+and+Alan+Rickman+%5Band+Robert+Lindsay%5D 5886 Walking past me on the stairs on the way to the bar/seating area in the ICA. celebrity stalking stalking heads http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5886/James+Dean+Bradfield 6619 It's national vegan day today, joyous celery crunching greetings all round...Of course it's a music related thing, KD Lang is a vegan, and so was River Phoenix, who famously choked on his own vomit outside The Viper Rooms, now you don't get more rock... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6619/Happy+National+Vegan+Day! 6804 Suede are having a big clearout of STUFF, at the VIP International Record Fair, on Sunday 28th of January...The "Suede Information Service will be selling Suede CDs, records,T-shirts, tour jackets, inflatable cubes, posters, kites, condom holders, '... 51.0710 1.1790 music suede http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6804/Suede+Carboot+Clearout 6948 No, not on the national, on getting REM tickets...What you gotta do is call 0906 617 2904 and leave your details, then lucky winners will be selected at random for free tickets...Ooh that phone number is 60p a minute! Still a donation will be made to... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6948/Fancy+a+flutter%3F 7128 Green Day have a greatest hits album out now, and to celebrate, we're giving away FIVE Green Day t-shirts.The album features:1. Maria2. Poprocks and coke3. Longview4. Welcome to paradise5. Basket case6. When I come around7. She8. JAR (Jason Andrew Re... popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7128/International+Superhits 7664 There is a shiny new magazine called Sound Nation. It be free and about all things Welsh and music-y. It gets sent out on subscription only - did I mention it's free?And, for free, there's reviews, interviews, features and a "business"section which g... popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7664/Hello+the+Welsh 7793 Metallica http://www.metallica.comLinkin Park http://www.linkinpark.comGood Charlottehttp://www.goodcharlotte.comSystem Of A Downhttp://www.systemofadown.comRed Hot Chilli Peppers http://www.redhotchilipeppers.com... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7793/Kerrang+Awards+-+Best+International+Band 8459 <a href="http://www.nationaldayofslayer.org">6/6/6 m/</a><br /><br />I did try to look at the clock at 06:06:06 06/06/06 this morning, was awake at 6, but then snoozed until ten past...<br /> http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8459/Happy+National+Day+Of+Slayer 8464 Have you tried dialling 666 on your home or work phone? http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8464/RE:+Happy+National+Day+Of+Slayer 8934 Just searching for Sir Fred Clarke, who seems to be related to the wife's family but not to our Clarkes, and I'm not sure if this is him in the National Portrait Gallery or not, but here's a list of other Clarkes who are. Hold your mouse over their n... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8934/Clarkes+in+the+National+Portrait+Gallery 9568 Seems I got Folkestone into popbitch this week, unfortunately it's only for Granny man, and not anything nice. He's been "exposed" in this week's Herald...>> USA v UK ... folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9568/Folkestone+in+the+national+media 10132 I just drew horse #13 in the office Grand National sweepstake... I predict 13 horses will fall and die in tomorrow's race.(Actually number 13 is Point Barrow, one of the favourites, that's not bad. Not that we vegans participate in such things)... 51.0800 1.1645 fridaythirteenth horses horseracing thirteen 13 grandnational sweepstake http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10132/Happy+Friday+13th 11138 That's what I picked in the sweepstake anyway, not actually my tip. He's 50-1, so if you take up <a href="http://www.popbitch.com">the £25 free bet offer on popbitch</a> and it comes in, KERCHING!!! popbitch grand national bet gambling sport horse racing http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11138/%22Fundamentalist%22+for+the+Grand+National 11144 I took up the free £25 bet - not through PB - and managed to pick the winner, and net £100. It wasn't through any skill, I just picked one with a cool name that was touted as having a good chance. It's a shame you didn't win, how else are you going t... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11144/RE:+%22Fundamentalist%22+for+the+Grand+National 12486 See the BBC: A campaign to raise funds for a national memorial to fallen Gurkha soldiers has been launched.Supporters want a statue to be erected on the cliffs above Folkestone, Kent, where the 2nd Battalion the Royal Gurkha Rifles are based.Folkesto... folkestone gurkha campaign gurkha campaign http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12486/Gurkha+campaign+is+picking+up+pace+nationally 12562 Friends are doing a sponsored skate from Bath to Bristol, the money raised going to the National Autistic Society. If you fancy donating some money, please do here.When you donate, please put in the "comments" section "Gav and Mark HX", as there is s... 51.0710 1.1790 charity longboard sponsored skate autism national autistic society http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12562/Sponsored+skate 12564 Found this on twitter a strange non story about a man preventing a DISASTER nearly caused by some people stopping at the end of the escalator? Is it an hilarious spoof? Or is it a school project website? It just gets weirder the more times I read it.... 51.0710 1.1790 asda folkestone spoof php http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12564/WEIRD+non+news+story+about+ASDA 12879 I had a win on the premium bonds, and about time too! We've both been buying some by standing order for about five years now - so far the prize money is not a good alternative to bank interest I don't think. But, next time maybe it'll be the big one,... premium bonds nsandi national savings and investments ernie harry injections countdown eggheads http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12879/Nice+one+ERNIE! 13136 Table and chairs, low starting price so lots of bidding already. Collect from Essex.Perhaps I'll spend my FIVE HUNDRED POUND premium bond win on this! Probably I will just bank it, and celebrate by drinking one of the bottles of wine I bought today..... premium bonds nsandi national savings and investments ernie canterbury harry wine vino collapso rugby barbarians all blacks twickenham http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13136/Habitat+Radius+table+and+chairs,+starting+cheap! 13281 National Rail said there were no delays on my route between Folkestone and Westenhanger this morning and BBC Breakfast were obviously fed the same lie. Got to the station, earlier trains had not yet run, no danger of one running soon either. Guard on... 51.0710 1.1790 snow weather lost tv national rail bbc breakfast wine vino collapso http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13281/Snow+joke+getting+in+today 13289 In case you missed it he was on there because he is a BBC presenter in the midlands, and he confessed to killing his gay lover on a regional bbc show. He doesn't think he'll be arrested for it though "I'll tell them nothing". You just confessed to it... 51.0710 1.1790 ray gosling bbc mercy killing bbc breakfast http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13289/How+mental+was+Ray+Gosling+on+BBC+Breakfast+yesterday%3F 13370 Mmmm when can I go to the pub then? There must surely be an opportunity over the long weekend. We can't both go together, but maybe I can sneak out for a bit...This week is National Cask Ale Week, so what better time to support your local pub? There ... real ale camra cask ale week pub http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13370/It%27s+national+cask+ale+week 51.0799 1.1646 private http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/International-Talk-Like-A-Pirate-Day-Main-our-calendar-/10780.html Part of the Canterbury scene. 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