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		<title>Pay me to be on my website!</title>
		<description>Just turned down some money to let someone from an online ticket agency have a permanent link on the weblog here... not sure why, a few of those would be alright, but for just the first one it's too little money to be worth bothering with... maybe I ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2110/Pay+me+to+be+on+my+website!</link>
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		<title>It's about some rubbish website</title>
		<description>and the media types who do that sort of thing instead of a proper job, so of course not.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2762/It%27s+about+some+rubbish+website</link>
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		<title>he does in the pictures on the website too</title>
		<description>is it to make people think for a second time &quot;wait, not THE Richie Edwards?&quot; do you think?Hmm...  You know, that could be him... someone check his forearms!... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6424/he+does+in+the+pictures+on+the+website+too</link>
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		<title>RE: he does in the pictures on the website too</title>
		<description>yeah, or maybe he has gammy eyes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I've not seen pics of him without them on as yet.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6426/RE:+he+does+in+the+pictures+on+the+website+too</link>
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		<title>Let's Maker deal...</title>
		<description>The journo's in question very bravely point out that they're relying on Coldplay to make their fortune, so if you disapprove of their &quot;build 'em up, knock 'em down&quot; ways, GET CRASHING THOSE SHARES!!!... </description>
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		<category>melody maker</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>coldplay</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6651/Let%27s+Maker+deal...</link>
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		<title>Rah, NME didn't let me down</title>
		<description>They've featured us in their &quot;essential websites&quot; guide, part of the AltaVista sponsored &quot;internet guide&quot; pull out in this week's issue, very nice... Also in the &quot;fun and games&quot; section are:popjustice.compopbitch.comchasndave.co.ukbless 'em... This w... </description>
		<category>nme</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6680/Rah,+NME+didn%27t+let+me+down</link>
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		<title>Divine Comedy News Massive</title>
		<description>Divine Comedy News MassiveEveryone's favourite Father Ted Theme Song Artistes &quot;The Divine Comedy&quot; are out of hibernation at last... the next couple of weeks sees:&amp;#9760; A new single&amp;#9760; A new album&amp;#9760; A new website&amp;#9760; A tourThe tour looks... </description>
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		<category>concert</category>
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		<category>neil hannon</category>
		<category>father ted</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6778/Divine+Comedy+News+Massive</link>
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		<title>Divine .COMedy</title>
		<description>Seems Friday's story about the DC website being launched was a little previous... I check it out today and it's ALL CHANGED:http://www.thedivinecomedy.comIn the words of one punter &quot;Fuck that, it's giving me a headache&quot;.The two dates at London's Rive... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6782/Divine+.COMedy</link>
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		<title>Oh look, a website</title>
		<description>From: MeggDoggyDoggSent: Wednesday, March 06, 2002 6:29 PMTo: comments@popex.comSubject: something you have to doThe official Gomez website has just relaunched,and it's damn amazing!  Go to it now, and then post a link on popex for all those good peo... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7197/Oh+look,+a+website</link>
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		<title>Popbitch seeks mentallists with crayons</title>
		<description>http://www.Popbitch.com are looking for someone who are willing to put their reputation on the line and illustrate some &quot;Big Questions&quot; blind items for them.They've placed a load of them on the web herehttp://www.popbitch.com/bigquestions.htmlChoose ... </description>
		<category>28</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7234/Popbitch+seeks+mentallists+with+crayons</link>
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		<title>The first EVER constantly updated website...</title>
		<description>Underworld have a new album &quot;Everything, Everything&quot; out on September 4th, to be followed by special magic DVD version in October...blah blah, exclusive content, moving images blah blah... No, this is the bit I was looking for: &quot;There will be film fo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7417/The+first+EVER+constantly+updated+website...</link>
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		<title>Ain't Nothing But A Drowned Dog</title>
		<description>Drowned In Sound is launched this week, and they're having a bit of a launch knees up tonight, featuring Birmingham's answer not to Hole, Twist...There's a right Brummie air to the site, launching as it does with reviews from Nottingham, Dudley, Wolv... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7485/Ain%27t+Nothing+But+A+Drowned+Dog</link>
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		<title>Seen the Electric Six video?</title>
		<description>The video for &quot;Danger! High Voltage!&quot; is ace, and you all should download it now!http://www.electric6.comI've been thinking for a while how much the song reminds me of &quot;Do The Timewarp&quot;, and there is a definite Rocky Horror vibe to the video... it's ... </description>
		<category>1</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7647/Seen+the+Electric+Six+video%3F</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes Dot Com</title>
		<description>Turin Brakes are taking to the road through out February and March, playing tracks from The Optimist and their eagerly anticipated second album, &quot;Ether Song&quot;... See the full list of dates, and buy tickets here...Also turinbrakes.com part II is being ... </description>
		<category>30</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7669/Turin+Brakes+Dot+Com</link>
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		<title>Worst website ever!</title>
		<description>I saw a bag I liked, and it's made by Crumpler - worst website ever! How annoying is that? Makes me not want to get the bag. Also I am a bit undecided following yesterday's thoughts on not buying something unless I get rid of something, the satchel I... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8594/Worst+website+ever!</link>
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		<title>Folkestone dolphin t-shirts and website</title>
		<description>Read all about it or go direct to Dave the dolphin's shop...How does a dolphin operate a computer?... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9154/Folkestone+dolphin+t-shirts+and+website</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Triennial website</title>
		<description>A website here, just a holding page really for the Folkestone Triennial:[em]coming soon[/em]Folkestone TriennialTales of Time and SpaceA major exhibition in the public realm opening in Folkestone in June 2008http://www.folkestonetriennial.org.uk... </description>
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		<category>art</category>
		<category>arts</category>
		<category>triennial</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10541/Folkestone+Triennial+website</link>
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		<title>Hmm, some code copied from the Wagamama website:</title>
		<description>Some code copied from wagamama.com, this is the voucher on their site for Canterbury:	enjoy a free side dish to share on us(when you purchase 2 main meals)exclusively to wagamama online members valid at wagamama canterbury *voucher valid from 12/11/0... </description>
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		<category>wagamama</category>
		<category>voucher</category>
		<category>fake</category>
		<category>spoof</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10680/Hmm,+some+code+copied+from+the+Wagamama+website:</link>
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		<title>The website isn't owned by anyone called Gerald</title>
		<description>Someone called Gerald &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11003/10989/RE%3A+Quiet+few+days&quot;&gt;did post here the other day though&lt;/a&gt;, so good luck tracking them down.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11014/The+website+isn%27t+owned+by+anyone+called+Gerald</link>
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		<title>Someone wants to pay for links from my website</title>
		<description>PR Precision are looking for sites that would be interested in publishing content on behalf of a number of our clients which include some of the UK's biggest brands. For a site such as clarkeology.com we'd be prepared to pay up to £100 per month, eve... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11466/Someone+wants+to+pay+for+links+from+my+website</link>
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		<title>Is the site back?</title>
		<description>THE MAN shut me down for 24 hours!Might be time to look for another host or do some hosting from home to prevent this...Prepare for a flood of responses from ticketbot and so on...Where's the CSS then?... </description>
		<category>website</category>
		<category>web hosting</category>
		<category>ukshells</category>
		<category>uksolutions</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12584/Is+the+site+back%3F</link>
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		<title>Number 11 new menu and website</title>
		<description>We at Number Eleven are very proud to announce the launch of our new website numberelevenfolkestone.co.uk. To keep up to date with all our latest events and offers you can go to the NEWS section of the site and click on the option Follow Blog at the ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>number 11</category>
		<category>number eleven</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12674/Number+11+new+menu+and+website</link>
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		<title>Play and Stay me hearties</title>
		<description>Work website Play And Stay are doing their bit for International Talk Like A Pirate Day and Marie Curie Cancer Care:Yarrrrrrr, avast me hearties! Play and Stay be celebratin' talk like a pirate day to support the medics of  Marie Curie Cancer Care.We... </description>
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		<category>pirates</category>
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		<category>work</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>play and stay</category>
		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12926/Play+and+Stay+me+hearties</link>
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		<title>Suede gig to be at the Royal Albert Hall</title>
		<description>thequietus reinforces the Albert Hall story. Who are thequietus though? Not seen that one before, all the contributors seem to be ex other music press, NME, Melody Maker etc. Also looks like it is / is going to be / was meant to be a real music paper... </description>
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		<category>nme</category>
		<category>melody maker</category>
		<category>thequietus</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13223/Suede+gig+to+be+at+the+Royal+Albert+Hall</link>
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		<title>£4 meal deal at the New Inn</title>
		<description>Several important announcements are now available on our updated website www.new-inn.info    * 50% discount on food available to anyone crossing the Channel this month.    * To combat the wintry weather we have introduced a terrific £4 meal deal unti... </description>
		<category>new inn</category>
		<category>etchinghill</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13225/%A34+meal+deal+at+the+New+Inn</link>
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		<title>Dirty German hackers</title>
		<description>Keep getting email alerts today, letting me know that some dirty german hackers are trying to submit something to a page of mine on the web, namely:1 declare @q varchar(8000) select @q = 0x57414954464F522044454C4159202730303A30303A313527 exec(@q) --L... </description>
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		<category>xss</category>
		<category>0x57414954464F522044454C4159202730303A30303A313527</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13393/Dirty+German+hackers</link>
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		<title>Popex pay day</title>
		<description>I have sold popex!OK, I actually sold popex about ten years ago, and stopped working on it nearly five years ago, but I got my final pay off this week. A cheque arrived yesterday for about two and a half grand, what should I spend it on? Gadgets and ... </description>
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		<category>money</category>
		<category>channelfly</category>
		<category>mama group</category>
		<category>hmv</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>popex share money</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14079/Popex+pay+day</link>
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		<title>Just bought me 2 tickets for Suede at Brixton</title>
		<description>Got 2 tix for the Suede gig and the Dog Man Star one, where they're playing the albums through. Result! There is a pre-sale link on the official site, though tickets are on sale officially on Friday. There's a three day season ticket available appare... </description>
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		<category>suede tickets</category>
		<category>dog man star</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14111/Just+bought+me+2+tickets+for+Suede+at+Brixton</link>
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		<title>New Folkestone Seafront website</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestoneseafront.com&quot;&gt;folkestoneseafront.com&lt;/a&gt; - some sort of consultation regarding &lt;strong&gt;water sports&lt;/strong&gt;, hmm... </description>
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		<category>water sports</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14361/New+Folkestone+Seafront+website</link>
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		<title>Website Content</title>
		<description>Hi,I saw on one of your Webpages: http://www.folkestonegerald.com/theatre-royal-drury-lane/theatre-venue-oliver-venue-6349/index.html that you link to this website: http://www.theatreroyaldrurylane.co.uk Well I don't know if you have noticed but this... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14434/Website+Content</link>
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		<title>Catherine Wheel</title>
		<description>With God Machine... Says &quot;Meterodome&quot; on the website.</description>
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		<category>closed</category>
		<category>derelict</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>cinema</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Catherine-Wheel-The-Metronome/241.html</link>
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		<title>Frank Skinner's Credit Crunch Cabaret, featuring Richard Herring</title>
		<description>This whole set of gigs sounds great! It's meant to be &quot;credit crunch busting&quot;, all tickets only ten pounds, but look, people are touting it! And I'm listing their touting on the website! Disgusting!</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Frank-Skinner-s-Credit-Crunch-Cabaret-featuring-Richard-Herring-Lyric-Theatre/80149.html</link>
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		<title>Folkestone Literary Festival</title>
		<description>All around Folkestone for the next 11 days, see &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonelitfest.co.uk&quot;&gt;the website&lt;/a&gt; for full details.</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
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		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>wifi</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Folkestone-Literary-Festival-The-Grand/17879.html</link>
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		<title>Gourmet Night £19.95 - 3 courses</title>
		<description>Look on our website:&lt;br /&gt;the hermitage restaurant dot com</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>french</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Gourmet-Night-19-95-3-courses-The-Hermitage/33143.html</link>
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		<title>Over 40 bands on 4 Stages over 2 days - See website for more info</title>
		<description>Folk - Indie - Blues and Dance Music. 11am to 11.30pm &amp;pound;20 per day</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Over-40-bands-on-4-Stages-over-2-days-See-website-for-more-info-Hope-Farm/33179.html</link>
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		<title>Guthrie Govan - Christophe Godin &amp;amp; Dudley Ross   and supporting musicians. 7.45pm &amp;pound;12 &amp;pound;10. - Also Masterclass with Guthrie Govan - 6pm &amp;pound;8</title>
		<description>See website</description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>student</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Guthrie-Govan-Christophe-Godin-amp-Dudley-Ross-and-supporting-musicians-7-45pm-pound-12-pound-10-Also-Masterclass-with-Guthrie-Govan-6pm-pound-8-Gulbenkian-Theatre/226791.html</link>
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		<title>Invited Mic. - Special Event</title>
		<description>See Pub Website for More Details   . 7.30pm Free</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Invited-Mic-Special-Event-/245468.html</link>
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		<title>Phoenix Picking Pots Available Every Day except Sundays</title>
		<description>Food Event - &amp;pound;3 each or 3 for &amp;pound;7.50. See Venue Website</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Phoenix-Picking-Pots-Available-Every-Day-except-Sundays-/245657.html</link>
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		<title>Turnaround Day</title>
		<description>Food Event - Only Once in every 4 Years - Special Events and Menu. See Venue Website</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Turnaround-Day-/246382.html</link>
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		<title>Phoenix Picking Pots Available Every Day except Sundays</title>
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