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		<title>Fireworks were nice, and quite impressive</title>
		<description>We watched from home, which was even nicer... did you win the Wii?</description>
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		<title>looks like that works in IE!</title>
		<description>Had better change that cookie to be encrypted...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/235/looks+like+that+works+in+IE!</link>
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		<title>sendmail bounce handler works!</title>
		<description>I'm pleased to report that this works nicely, got thousands of messages today saying &quot;would have deleted this account&quot;, so time to really put it into action, disabling accounts, setting them not to receive mail etc...Had a few drinks and some champio... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/523/sendmail+bounce+handler+works!</link>
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		<title>works for me</title>
		<description>not that I'm trying to swamp your blog with comments today or anything but I just logged into lloydstsb fine with firefox</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2085/works+for+me</link>
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		<title>So, one week as a married man</title>
		<description>Damn, do you think they make these but not in leather? I think I need one.It's got built in massagers and a fridge and a phone, as well as being a regular comfy recliner... You can get it at drinkstuff.com, I should see if they have an affilliate pro... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3823/So,+one+week+as+a+married+man</link>
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		<title>I think it only works if you're really thin</title>
		<description>I've got a shirt from america that looks like it's two t-shirts, but really it's just one.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3857/I+think+it+only+works+if+you%27re+really+thin</link>
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		<title>Claude the drummer</title>
		<description>He constantly drums on the desks, he's a developer, programmer, and I see him every day, 9 to 5 sort of times monday to friday!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5379/Claude+the+drummer</link>
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		<title>Is it me, or...</title>
		<description>Is popEx making some kind of TWISTED SENSE for once? The new &quot;Most Expensive Artist&quot; chart, in the stats section is slightly less rubbish than the rest of the site. While everyone is going &quot;Kiss Krazy&quot;, this new chart is an oasis (sorry) of calm, dig... </description>
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		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>Kerrang Awards</title>
		<description>The 10th Annual Kerrang! Awards will be held this year on the 21st August 2003 at a central London location, and if I keep running press releases like this, I'm sure to be invited! This year the event will be hosted by Radio 1 presenters Colin Murray... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>rock</category>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>that's obviously how your mind works</title>
		<description>I don't recommend making your escape out of the window, it's ten floors up. There's a 24 hour concierge / porter, you'll have to get past them too. If you need any more tips, give me a shout.</description>
		<category>burglary</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11302/that%27s+obviously+how+your+mind+works</link>
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		<title>The Light Before Christmas (win a Wii)</title>
		<description>As the days get shorter and the evenings darker, the Light Before Christmas prepares to illuminate Folkestones Creative Quarter.Saturday the 20th December will see an illuminated procession through the streets of Folkestone, down the Old High Street ... </description>
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		<category>nintendo wii</category>
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		<title>kent.gov.uk/libraries FAIL</title>
		<description>So kent.gov.uk/libraries is down right now, but this works if you direct to our library page... Come on, get fixing, it's not like it's a lovely night to be out somewhere or anything!... </description>
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		<title>Kent libraries Amazon Firefox Greasemonkey mashup</title>
		<description>I've made a firefox plugin, to look up if a book's available in the library when you're viewing its page on Amazon. Normally I'd be sending people TO Amazon rather than from Amazon, hoping to make a commission, but here's where I give something back.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12639/Kent+libraries+Amazon+Firefox+Greasemonkey+mashup</link>
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		<title>Anyone written a pbworks plugin?</title>
		<description>Trying to write a pbworks plugin in javascript. Not really a plugin, but just including a small amount of js in the page as that's all I've figured out how to do so far. Here's my snippet:  jQuery( function () {    jQuery.getJSON( 'http://foo.com/jso... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13319/Anyone+written+a+pbworks+plugin%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Anyone written a pbworks plugin?</title>
		<description>Pauly - there are simply no words that could do justice to that post.  You are a shoe-in for the blogging Pulitzer.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13320/RE:+Anyone+written+a+pbworks+plugin%3F</link>
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		<title>It's a work thing!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://pbworks.com/&quot;&gt;pbworks&lt;/a&gt; is an online collaboration site, a wiki really. I could go a lot more techie here, but I know it's really only you reading it, so I won't.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13321/It%27s+a+work+thing!</link>
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		<title>Ozzy at Madame Tussauds</title>
		<description>Promoting his new album:Got to keep reminding myself, we're going to see Ozzy at the Leas Cliff Hall. How about you?Classic Rock Legends, Diamond Jubilee Extravaganza, Powerage (A tribute to AC/DC), Sabbatica (A tribute to Ozzy Osbourne), The Dio Yea... </description>
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		<title>Infrared repeater works well</title>
		<description>This kit arrived yesterday, I just need to drill some massive holes in our expensive oak furniture to make full use of this...Adjustable coffee table what is this madness? It looks like something I have dreamed of, a cross between a Transformer and a... </description>
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		<category>infrared repeater</category>
		<category>linear actuator</category>
		<category>linear actuators</category>
		<category>laura ashley coffee table</category>
		<category>laura ashley adjustable coffee table</category>
		<category>laura ashley milton coffee table</category>
		<category>remote dimmer switch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13718/Infrared+repeater+works+well</link>
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		<title>How google analytics asynchronous event tracking works, and why it doesn't work</title>
		<description>I've just had a look at the code, as I'm trying to get google analytics event tracking working:var _gaq = _gaq || [];_gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-266418-1']);_gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);(function() {  var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.... </description>
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		<category>asynchronous javascript</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14163/How+google+analytics+asynchronous+event+tracking+works,+and+why+it+doesn%27t+work</link>
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		<title>Volunteers wanted to &quot;Unlock The Bayle&quot;...</title>
		<description>Dear volunteers,As you know we have two weekends of archaeology on The Bayle coming up on 12th/13th and 19th/20th March - &quot;Unlocking the Bayle&quot;.  We hope to uncover some of the fascinating history of the site which stretches from the Neolithic to the... </description>
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		<category>unlocking the bayle</category>
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		<category>history of folkestone</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/14181/Volunteers+wanted+to+%22Unlock+The+Bayle%22...</link>
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		<title>Happy New Year</title>
		<description>We had a lovely evening in last night, following a lovely day out in Canterbury. I didn't buy anything, even though it was a post pay day Saturday, but Clare bought new boots with some christmas money and got a top she wanted from White Stuff, both g... </description>
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		<category>new year's day</category>
		<category>coach trip</category>
		<category>come dine with me</category>
		<category>scrabble</category>
		<category>prosecco</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/16294/Happy+New+Year</link>
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		<title>One Night Of Queen, Gary Mullen &amp; The Works</title>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Louis-Tussaud-s-Waxworks-Louis-Tussauds-Waxworks-Blackpool/199088.html</link>
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		<title>As I See It  - Poetry and Rhyme</title>
		<description>If you've ever had your breath taken away by a stunning view or walked through a wood in autumn and felt inspired to put pen to paper, this could be the exhibition for you. &quot;As I See It&quot; is a collection of works by local poet Adrian Williams, who fou... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/As-I-See-It-Poetry-and-Rhyme-Broadstairs-Library/23618.html</link>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
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		<title>SoundRoutes Vocal Workshop: Motherwell</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/SoundRoutes-Vocal-Workshop-Motherwell-Motherwell-Baptist-Church/215477.html</link>
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		<title>As I See It  - Poetry and Rhyme</title>
		<description>If you've ever had your breath taken away by a stunning view or walked through a wood in autumn and felt inspired to put pen to paper, this could be the exhibition for you. &quot;As I See It&quot; is a collection of works by local poet Adrian Williams, who fou... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/As-I-See-It-Poetry-and-Rhyme-Broadstairs-Library/17741.html</link>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
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		<title>Open University Writing Workshop 1:</title>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<title>London Fetish Fair adult fetish fashion market, BDSM After Party Club Vandersexxx, SM workshop 3:30, Kinky Cabaret 8p.m., All day dungeon playspace &amp; market</title>
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		<title>Louis Tussaud's Waxworks</title>
		<description>6</description>
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		<title>Art Exhibition - Folkestone Art Society</title>
		<description>The Folkestone Art Society has both amateur and professional artists as members and the exhibition is rightly considered  an important event in arts calendar of the South East. The Spring Exhibition usually has  upto 200 paintings and works of art on... </description>
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		<title>FOLKESTONE TRIENNIAL 2008</title>
		<description>Internationally acclaimed contemporary artists including Tracey Emin, Christian Boltanski,  Mark Dion, Jeremy Deller, Tacita Dean and Mark Wallinger are being commissioned to create new works for the first Folkestone Triennial.... </description>
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		<title>Mythical Firework Spectacular at Leeds Castle</title>
		<description>Legend comes to life with a firework and light show against the backdrop of the lit castle.   10-metre high flames jet into the night sky; projected images and lasers add to the spectacular fireworks illustrating the story of the night of the dragon.... </description>
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		<description>Feel the warmth of our roaring bonfire and marvel in our spectacular, musical, fireworks display.   Refreshments and food available.  A Family Outing!  Contact Museum of Kent Life Tel: 01622 763936     		 		 		 		</description>
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