Mal Treece and Miles HuntHalfway through a hard evening's shuffling about to the shambling sounds of North Side and The Soup Dragons at Feet First, I decided that it was that time of the evening when I would at last have to relieve myself. So there I am, standing at the urin... Toilet troublesBah, it must be a bank holiday, all our water is off and we had to stay away from home last night :-(Our toilet flush has been getting more and more tricksy, so flushed with the success of doing electrics I bought a new syphon and tried to replace it... Not funny87 year old man locked in toilet for the night.At Fareham bus station, lawks we were there only a week ago, IT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!... Freezing here again todayA very cold middle day of a long weekend for me. I have Monday off looking after Harry while Clare is at work and her folks are otherwise occupied, and then Tuesday morning off too running an errand. My early this morning, it's quiet everywhere. The ... Nasty - child glued to toilet seat in Fareham pubBBC has it that, OK the child was not actually glued to the toilet seat, but someone deliberately put superglue on a toilet seat in The Vanguard in Fareham, and a three year old child that used the toilet was burned by it.... Toilet trainingWe're doing toilet training this week, yesterday started well, mostly because we were taking Harry to the loo every five minutes. Today not so well, the novelty has worn off a bit. Still no turning back now, and it will eventually save us a bundle in... Remote toilet trainingBoth at work today as usual for a Monday so we have packed Harry off to Granny's with his toilet seat and lots of changes of clothes and the instructions "please toilet train him", will see how he gets on. No accidents until 11am apparently, not a ba... Harry done a pooWhat a big clever boy, he did a poo in the toilet today. I thought you'd like to know. Clare did not take a picture unfortunately but did phone me to let me know. The book says to make sure we make a big fuss when he does something good like this, I ... David Devant and his Spirit WifeI bootlegged this gig, the audio's complete with a trip to the toilet part way through...Starsailor+ Black Moses. I got locked in the toilet at this gig.