The three rules of vegetarian food

From Neil, I hope he doesn't mind me reproducing this here, it's spot on. We were discussing pies:

A veggie one would be possible, were it not for the first of the "food
industry 3 laws of vegetarian food", i.e. "don't make it any fun", so unfortunately veggie pies have to be in a kind of tough brown pastry which is actually made from the bark of a particular species of pine.

The second law is of course "make it a bit more expensive than meaty food, even though there is less in it", and the third law is "even though the choice is limited, as soon as something good emerges and people like it, try to stop making it"

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Reporting from the Lake District (being the fourth part of my two week holiday write up)

More photos up now, but here's a bit of video we did.

We were originally going to go for a proper cottage for our stay in the Lake District, but I'm so glad we settled on the apartment in Keswick we originally went for. It was nice, all the mod cons, SLAP in the centre of Keswick, but only a few minutes walk out into nice countryside... Keswick is a great town, quite busy with people and pubs and restaurants, but they all seem nice people, and they're definitely all nice pubs too. I got myself a new pair of walking boots, as the pair I'd borrowed fell apart somehow on the journey up here. Lady in the shoe shop was quite intimidating, insisted on measuring me, wanted to know what I wanted the boots for, berated me for saying shoes, [hmm seems I missed a bit here when writing this up, sorry!].

We took in a bit of Wordsworth, though not as much as we might have done, certainly not as much as pa-in-law would have liked. Rydal Mount was nice, that's the house he rented for the most successful period of his life and jolly nice it was too. It's a living working house supposedly, now owned by his family. Learned some new things on this trip, very educational, I heard that the Albatross bit in Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner was either written or suggested by Wordsworth. Coleridge had come up with some waffling spaced out nonsense that didn't go anywhere and Wordsworth said "what this poem needs is a facking great albatross in it". Could be an urban legend, I also heard that one of the central bits of Wordsworth's Daffodils poem, was actually written by his wife. Also, last interesting fact for the day, Wordsworth originally turned down the position of poet laureate, because he said he was a bit old and might not write any more poetry, so he was given a special exemption from actually writing any.

We did a couple of HHA properties on the trip, and both were great. As Clare works their, we're both members, so got in free to both Muncaster Castle and Levens Hall otherwise we might not have checked them out but both were interesting. Nice to see how the other half live, each house was still in occupation by the families that own them, though when your house is the size of a castle you can probably afford to open up a big old chunk of them to the public without noticing too much disruption. Muncaster was particularly good for the audio commentary done by the family who live there, gave it a bit of a personal touch, but then again Levens does brew it's own beer, so it's hard to choose between them...

The same day we went to Muncaster we did the Ravenglass and Eskdale miniature steam railway too, a smashing little trip through the countryside, slightly nicer views than our own Romney, Hythe and Dymchurch line, but a similar sort of thing.

There are so many great places to eat and drink Keswick, it's brilliant. My favourite pub was The Dog and Gun, but there are loads to choose from, I feel I must be able to revisit this post with more pub details when I remember them. I'd go back to Keswick again definitely.

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Stoke Newington Traffic

Hey, they're clearing away a load of dumped cars on Manor Road, lifting them onto the back of trucks... not sure all of them were actually dumped, none were wrecks or burned out. Didn't take a picture as I was afeared of either being chased away by the police or being mistaken for a tabloid reader taking part in one of their campaigns against traffic wardens. Brothers, I'm right with you, clamp 'em all!



Heard a good new "urban legend" type story, this REALLY HAPPENED last week:


On the medical note...

my other half is currently working in an A&E dept. The other day a distressed chap comes in saying he had been raped and something was left up his ringer. Only wanted to be examined by a female doc with a female nurse present and was now scared of men. Doc starts to examine him, (no sign of rape but something is up his arse). suddenly he turns over, had a stonker on, doesnt touch himself but sits there and ejaculates. Apparantly this geezer is doing it across all the a&e depts in London. Sick fuck

indiana, 10:14 17/6

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