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		<title>Holiday reading</title>
		<description>While I was away I read Matthew's Prize: Being the Tale of a Whitby Orphan Boy's Longing to Navigate the Broad Seas though I didn't know the title was so long at the time... it's about PIRATES, and it's quite good, if a bit of a blokey version of a m... </description>
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		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>alcudia</category>
		<category>majorca</category>
		<category>bahia de alcudia</category>
		<category>carter beats the devil</category>
		<category>manor road</category>
		<category>stokey</category>
		<category>stoke newington</category>
		<category>graham hurley</category>
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		<title>URL Encoding</title>
		<description>Had a hiccup when trying to make content management system convert any content that's past through it to be valid HTML... my code for converting ampersands in URLs was messing about, making some bad URLs... so how do I convert &amp; into &amp;amp; without co... </description>
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		<category>rss</category>
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		<category>perl</category>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>barfly</category>
		<category>david devant</category>
		<category>york</category>
		<category>york fibbers</category>
		<category>fibbers</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1688/URL+Encoding</link>
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		<title>A while ago their urls changed</title>
		<description>from gmail.google.com to mail.google.com... Ah, I see, it's a trademark thing, we will still get to keep our early adopter gmail.com addresses though...HEY, just realised I am losing people's names, will sort that RIGHT NOW! Who are you all? Don't ma... </description>
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		<title>RE: A while ago their urls changed</title>
		<description>i'm mOOMINTRUDE not the squirrel fixation pisstaker.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4051/RE:+A+while+ago+their+urls+changed</link>
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		<title>Curly Watts</title>
		<description>He was getting a Soft drink out og the fridge.</description>
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		<title>Curly Watt's Wife</title>
		<description>Just saw her now, she was on a mobile phone. She didn't say Hi.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5111/Curly+Watt%27s+Wife</link>
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		<title>Liz hurley</title>
		<description>March 1999 (ok, not very recently) but she was shopping with a basket &amp; shades, trying to be recognised for not trying to be recognised. much prettier in real life but too thin and her shoulder blades stuck out like wings!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5350/Liz+hurley</link>
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		<title>Let's Maker deal...</title>
		<description>The journo's in question very bravely point out that they're relying on Coldplay to make their fortune, so if you disapprove of their &quot;build 'em up, knock 'em down&quot; ways, GET CRASHING THOSE SHARES!!!... </description>
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		<category>coldplay</category>
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		<title>Get yer beards out</title>
		<description>Club Beer has a ZZ Top theme this Friday, and is renamed Club Beard for the night.They'll apparently be giving away a signed ZZ Top album (to the owner of the best beard), but signed by who they've not made clear...It's at London School of Economics ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6704/Get+yer+beards+out</link>
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		<title>Yeah Yeah Vote Helen Love</title>
		<description>You probably already knew that Helen Love are the coolest band in the world, and that is an FACT, even Joey Ramone says so, so get voting for them  HERE on Steve Lamacq's Buzz Chart on the evening session...We will have some copies of Shifty Disco gi... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6808/Yeah+Yeah+Vote+Helen+Love</link>
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		<title>Vote Cocks (slight return)</title>
		<description>The Fighting Cocks are on Steve Lamacq's Buzz Chart this week, you know what to do...Last time we did something similar (ver 'Cocks on peoplesound.com) we got them to number one, let's do it again...... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7255/Vote+Cocks+%28slight+return%29</link>
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		<title>Professional, Competent, Rocking and Tight</title>
		<description>Lots of people say &quot;Why won't you add my band, we may not be signed but we've done a tape and we always have all out college friends at our gigs&quot;. Someone less kind might say &quot;there's a reason you're not signed&quot;, but being the sweet natured chap I am... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7475/Professional,+Competent,+Rocking+and+Tight</link>
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		<title>TEEEEEEE VEEEEEE!</title>
		<description>PopEx is due to be on Carlton TV's &quot;Videotech&quot; midnight Thursday, though some TV guides say Wednesday... I guess it's one of those shows that gets shunted around the schedules. Treat yourself, stay up late both nights!Anyway, they'll also be showing ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7480/TEEEEEEE+VEEEEEE!</link>
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		<title>Star Spangles</title>
		<description>I like The Star Spangles, they sound reassuringly like S*M*A*S*H, who're much missed. One concern is that the sound has been made deliberately lo-fi, sounds to me like it's been put through a processor to make it sound like it was recorded in a toile... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
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		<title>Amazon mp3 downloads down to 29p</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/dg5qtg&quot;&gt;How will I make my money now&lt;/a&gt;? I'm on a percentage!</description>
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		<category>mp3</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12475/Amazon+mp3+downloads+down+to+29p</link>
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		<title>Police medic of the day</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://tinyurl.com/dzum4e&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Via &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.popbitch.com&quot;&gt;popbitch.com&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<category>police</category>
		<category>demonstration</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12488/Police+medic+of+the+day</link>
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		<title>kent.gov.uk/libraries FAIL</title>
		<description>So kent.gov.uk/libraries is down right now, but this works if you direct to our library page... Come on, get fixing, it's not like it's a lovely night to be out somewhere or anything!... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>library</category>
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		<title>When did twitter stop shortening urls automatically?</title>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>library</category>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<category>tinyurl</category>
		<category>bitly</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12546/When+did+twitter+stop+shortening+urls+automatically%3F</link>
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		<title>Got a twitter feed for your pub / cafe / hotel?</title>
		<description>Got an official twitter feed for your pub / cafe / hotel? Let me know the username, and I'll use it to update the content of the page here on Folkestone Gerald, like I am here on The Burlington's page...... </description>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>burlington</category>
		<category>hotel</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12678/Got+a+twitter+feed+for+your+pub+/+cafe+/+hotel%3F</link>
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		<title>SPOTTED: Grant Nicholas out of Feeder</title>
		<description>Checking in to The Burlington (@burlingtonhotel). Might be indiscreet of me to point that out but I'm sure they don't mind. Anyone who likes Feeder must already be at the Hevy Festival anyway, they're not going to turn up there now hounding him. Mayb... </description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
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		<category>folkestone festival</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12840/SPOTTED:+Grant+Nicholas+out+of+Feeder</link>
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		<title>Tweeting this post / gig / venue</title>
		<description>Done some work on my &quot;reply to this on twitter&quot; functionality of the site, and have set it up for real authentication when I get the time. So now the &quot;Twitter&quot; link below this post should take you to clarkeology.com/tweet/m13020 why grabs the short u... </description>
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		<category>blog</category>
		<category>api</category>
		<category>ipod dock</category>
		<category>roberts ipod dock</category>
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		<title>Swine Flu Essentials</title>
		<description>This from my twittering workmates @philibeel and @jamesosborne79. What a scam from Blockbuster using &quot;Swine Flu Essentials&quot; as a headline, just to get the search engine placing! Maybe I should resort to using Swine Flu Essentials as a blog post title... </description>
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		<category>swine flu</category>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>the taking of pelham 123</category>
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		<title>Me not stagediving</title>
		<description>Us at a wedding about eight or nine years ago I think:How me me me is that, finding someone else's wedding video, then only ripping the few seconds you are in and discarding all the actual lovely weddingness?... </description>
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		<category>youtube</category>
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		<category>clare</category>
		<category>paul clarke</category>
		<category>clarke clarke</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>burlington</category>
		<category>burlington hotel</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13091/Me+not+stagediving</link>
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		<title>oops there's a bug in twitter's new t.co url shortener then</title>
		<description>People are able to use it to XSS attack, basically post some javascript on twitter.com that will be executed. Mostly this javascript is then making you post another tweet without realising it, passing on the original code. This is a neat twitter worm... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13717/oops+there%27s+a+bug+in+twitter%27s+new+t.co+url+shortener+then</link>
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		<title>RED HURLEY</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/RED-HURLEY-Grand-Canal-Theatre/214892.html</link>
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		<title>An Evening of Burlesque</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/An-Evening-of-Burlesque-Royal-Hall/220043.html</link>
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		<title>Festive dinners at The Burlington</title>
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		<title>Festive lunches at The Burlington</title>
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		<title>American Concert Organ Virtuoso Carlo Curley</title>
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		<title>An Evening of Burlesque - Starring Miss Polly Rae</title>
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		<title>Burlington Hotel &amp;amp; Sene Valley Golf Club</title>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Burlington Hotel &amp;amp; Sene Valley Golf Club</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Burlington-Hotel-amp-Sene-Valley-Golf-Club-/227407.html</link>
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		<title>Burlington Hotel &amp;amp; Sene Valley Golf Club</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Burlington-Hotel-amp-Sene-Valley-Golf-Club-/228128.html</link>
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		<title>Burlington Hotel &amp;amp; Sene Valley Golf Club</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Burlington-Hotel-amp-Sene-Valley-Golf-Club-/229435.html</link>
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		<title>Burlington Hotel &amp;amp; Sene Valley Golf Club</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Burlington-Hotel-amp-Sene-Valley-Golf-Club-/230423.html</link>
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		<title>Christmas Parties at The Burlington</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Christmas-Parties-at-The-Burlington-/232902.html</link>
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		<title>Christmas Parties at The Burlington</title>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Christmas-Parties-at-The-Burlington-/233164.html</link>
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