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		<title>This'll be about her sending her kid to private school then?</title>
		<description>I don't have any strong feelings about that.</description>
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		<title>Ugandan Discussions: Private Eye Covers</title>
		<description>I like this, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ugandandiscussions.co.uk&quot;&gt;Private Eye covers&lt;/a&gt;, going back to &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ugandandiscussions.co.uk/1/&quot;&gt;the very first issue&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<category>magazines</category>
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		<title>It's all kind of familiar from so many Private Eye columns</title>
		<description>Cheers for the update!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4761/It%27s+all+kind+of+familiar+from+so+many+Private+Eye+columns</link>
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		<title>FIRED UP INNOVATION PIPERS NIGHTCLUB</title>
		<description>DRUM AND BASS NIGHTDJSMICKEY FINNED SOLOFATEAND MORE!!!MCS SHABBABASSMANTRIGGARIDDLAFEVERREBORN  AND LOTS MOREB/ HOLIDAY SUNDAY 28TH MAY 9-3AM OVER 18S EVENT @ PIPERS NIGHTCLUB FOLKESTONE KENT... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8342/FIRED+UP+INNOVATION+PIPERS+NIGHTCLUB</link>
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		<title>FIRED UP / INNOVATION PIPERS NIGHTCLUB</title>
		<description>MAY 28TH B/HOLIDAY SUNDAY DRUM AND BASS NIGHT DJS MICKEY FINN ED SOLO FATE AND MORE!!! MCS SHABBA BASSMAN TRIGGA RIDDLA FEVER REBORN AND LOTS MORE B/ HOLIDAY SUNDAY 28TH MAY 9-3AM OVER 18S EVENT @ PIPERS NIGHTCLUB FOLKESTONE KENT... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8373/FIRED+UP+/+INNOVATION+PIPERS+NIGHTCLUB</link>
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		<title>I've read Girlfriend In A Coma too</title>
		<description>That was OK I think, not as good as the other two, but I read a really bad review of his latest book in Private Eye. Can't remember the title of it, but there was a character in it called Douglas Coupland. Maybe it was Jpod.... </description>
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		<category>douglas coupland</category>
		<category>private eye</category>
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		<title>Meet the new boss</title>
		<description>How bizarre to have a coronation instead of an election to decide our new prime minister. I'm not sure if Gordon Brown will make a good / bad / better / worse prime minister, but it doesn't feel right to have him ushered in in this way, it's only goi... </description>
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		<category>gordonbrown</category>
		<category>tonyblair</category>
		<category>politics</category>
		<category>labour</category>
		<category>conservatives</category>
		<category>election</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>itunes</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10226/Meet+the+new+boss</link>
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		<title>What's happening to The Usual Suspects?</title>
		<description>Long closed bar The Usual Suspects seems to be in the process of renovation / conversion at last:We do need more good pubs in that area, The Creative Quarter does need a fine landmark defining local, but I'm not convinced that's what it'll become, if... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>oldhighstreet</category>
		<category>renovation</category>
		<category>regeneration</category>
		<category>creativequarter</category>
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		<title>Precision engineering?</title>
		<description>Are you a major shipbuilder looking for some machine components? How about a vintage aeroplane fan who needs some custom remade components? Structural engineering components? Marine leisure industry components? No, I thought not, but I'm thinking of ... </description>
		<category>engineering</category>
		<category>fareham engineering</category>
		<category>fareham precision engineers</category>
		<category>hampshire precision engineer</category>
		<category>custom engineering</category>
		<category>maritime renovation</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11566/Precision+engineering%3F</link>
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		<title>The only pub around with an indoor smoking area?</title>
		<description>Went to the Skuba Bar last night and sat in their new conservatory for the first time. We had two smokers with us who were very pleased to see they've found some kind of loophole against the smoking ban. The walls of the conservatory can be opened ri... </description>
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		<category>skuba bar</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>smoking area</category>
		<category>conservatory</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11570/The+only+pub+around+with+an+indoor+smoking+area%3F</link>
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		<title>Own Gig - want to book your favourite band to do a private gig?</title>
		<description>Hmm just seen http://www.owngig.com on popbitch, it's a site where you can get together with likeminded fans and pay your favourite band to do a gig. And it really can work, see this news piece from them: We are a matter of days away now from making ... </description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>blow monkeys</category>
		<category>popbitch party</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11650/Own+Gig+-+want+to+book+your+favourite+band+to+do+a+private+gig%3F</link>
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		<title>Cheers Darlin'</title>
		<description>Much as I appreciate an extra 2.5% in my pocket, I am slightly afeared of how many places the value 17.5 will have been hard coded in any of the computer systems I may now have to reprogramme. Not to many I hope.This new VAT change will not change th... </description>
		<category>vat</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>tax</category>
		<category>jaffa cakes</category>
		<category>alistair darling</category>
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		<title>HA! I have no lavish lifestyle</title>
		<description>I thought of one place where money will be saved over the next year, if you buy any services were prices are quoted without VAT (IE I might get my heating looked at) then that could be a bill of hundreds or even thousands of pounds that I will be sav... </description>
		<category>tax</category>
		<category>vat</category>
		<category>money</category>
		<category>tickets</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11757/HA!+I+have+no+lavish+lifestyle</link>
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		<title>Also, vuvuzela.fm</title>
		<description>vuvuzela.fm via @monkey_chops very good...And some more links I don't have time to check out now so saving for 'ron. Not sure my delicious.com stuff is still working, so:The world's largest record collection from @hpoom and The surprising truth about... </description>
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		<category>world cup</category>
		<category>football</category>
		<category>vuvuzela</category>
		<category>motivation</category>
		<category>record collection</category>
		<category>vinyl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13528/Also,+vuvuzela.fm</link>
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		<title>Hot boot fair action</title>
		<description>An absolutely corking day today, very hot indeed. I got out of the urban shopping trip, Clare has gone with her mum instead. I think she wants to buy me birthday presents, lots of them. So, Harry and I went to the boot fair this morning and I bought ... </description>
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		<category>lego</category>
		<category>lego technic</category>
		<category>lego technic excavator</category>
		<category>lego technic 8419</category>
		<category>boot fair car boot sale</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>wombles</category>
		<category>harry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13537/Hot+boot+fair+action</link>
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		<title>Archaeology news</title>
		<description>HISTORICAL GUIDED WALKWe invite you to take part in a FREE guided historical walk lead by local Historian Ian Coulson and Joy Davies of the Ramblers association on Tuesday 20th September, meeting at the Roman villa excavation site on Folkestone's Eas... </description>
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		<category>history</category>
		<category>archaeology</category>
		<category>digging for britain</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Free Mac Guinness</title>
		<description>A private event, it's my own wedding!</description>
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		<category>castle</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>party</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Free-Mac-Guinness-Lympne-Castle/10387.html</link>
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		<title>Speed Dating Night</title>
		<description>Just turn up on the night and register your details for free by 8pm.  Speed dating starts promptly at 8.30pm with 3 minutes per candidate.  At the end of the evening, any matches will be announced (or not if you prefer it to be kept private)For more ... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Speed-Dating-Night-Three-Horseshoes/226470.html</link>
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		<title>The Vibrations</title>
		<description>+ &lt;strong&gt;The Noblemen&lt;/strong&gt;, featuring one of &lt;strong&gt;Jethro Tull&lt;/strong&gt;... &lt;strong&gt;The Noblemen&lt;/strong&gt; later became &lt;strong&gt;The Motivation&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Film @ Quarterhouse - A Crazy Heart</title>
		<description>The harder the life, the sweeter the song. A faded country music musician (Jeff Bridges) is forced to reassess his dysfunctional life. With a chance for salvation, he begins the long journey to redemption, and along the way discovers just how hard li... </description>
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		<category>theatre</category>
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		<category>creative quarter</category>
		<category>creative foundation</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv / film</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Film-Quarterhouse-A-Crazy-Heart-Quarterhouse/213964.html</link>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Verona</title>
		<description>126.62</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Il Trovatore - Welsh National Opera</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Il-Trovatore-Welsh-National-Opera-Birmingham-Hippodrome-Theatre/218130.html</link>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Verona</title>
		<description>183.75</description>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Verona</title>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Verona</title>
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		<title>Metallica in Zagreb, Croatia (Hrvatska)</title>
		<description>Formed: 1981 in Los Angeles, USAStyle: RockCheck out: &quot;Enter Sandman&quot; &quot;For Whom the Bell Tolls&quot; &quot;One&quot; Metallica Tickets The masters of metal are back. Metallica...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Metallica-in-Zagreb-Croatia-Hrvatska--Hipodrom/213172.html</link>
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		<title>Speed Dating Night</title>
		<description>Just turn up on the night and register your details for free by 8pm.  Speed dating starts promptly at 8.30pm with 3 minutes per candidate.  At the end of the evening, any matches will be announced (or not if you prefer it to be kept private)For more ... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<title>Conservatoire Folk Ensemble</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>&quot;Not Waving&quot; Images of the sea by David Lay</title>
		<description>Phone 01303211621. 13th September to 4th October 2009. Private view; 12th September from 2 p.m. It also the second anniversary of the gallery.</description>
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		<title>Kinky Kent Munch!</title>
		<description>Fetish night in the back room &quot;semi private&quot;...</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
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		<category>pool</category>
		<category>drinking</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Kinky-Kent-Munch--The-Castle-Inn/149457.html</link>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Verona</title>
		<description>126.62</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Verona</title>
		<description>92.35</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Closed</title>
		<description>private function from 7pm</description>
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		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
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		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>drinking</category>
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		<title>The Elevators</title>
		<description>Classic Electric Blues Band. 8pm &amp;pound;11</description>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>The Self Preservation Society</title>
		<description>8pm Free</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/The-Self-Preservation-Society-Lower-Bell/231224.html</link>
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		<title>Welsh National Opera performing Il Trovatore in Birmingham</title>
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		<title>Chicory   Tip</title>
		<description>Restaurant. 7.30pm Reservations  01634 668975. new</description>
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		<title>Storm King's Sounds Of The 60's Show</title>
		<description>Doors 7.30pm Reservations Only</description>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Il Trovatore in Palermo</title>
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