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		<title>A pirate themed work day would be great</title>
		<description>But alas no, it's not one of our fun days, it's an international holiday... That picture was taken years ago when Clare and I went to Las Vegas...... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10504/A+pirate+themed+work+day+would+be+great</link>
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		<title>Blackpool (being the third part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>Have you been to Blackpool? DON'T EVER EVER GO THERE, man alive, it was the worst place I've ever been to. A few people gave me odd looks when I said I was going to Blackpool for a couple of days as part of our grand tour, but only one person got clo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10344/Blackpool+%28being+the+third+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<title>Robot vs robot</title>
		<description>So which robot is best then? This running footballer from Japan?Or this genuinely monstrous droid that I snapped at the Kent Show last year? Which one is more human like, and more importantly which one is more robot like?Thanks to Stu for the feeble ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9908/Robot+vs+robot</link>
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		<title>RE: Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why aren't these replies working?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9754/RE%3A+Bus+Pirates%21</link>
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		<title>RE: Spamalot</title>
		<description>I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9753/RE%3A+Spamalot</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Sat behind us at &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;amp;mode=blended&amp;amp;keyword=spamalot&quot; title=&quot;Try Amazon for  Spamalot&quot;&gt;Spamalot&lt;/a&gt;, yesterday, wearing a baseball hat.</description>
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		<title>Spamalot</title>
		<description>Spamalot was quite good, not brilliant, best bit for me was seeing Tim Curry in the lead role. It's all the same story / jokes as the film.Went to The Three Greyhounds before the show, very good, small but nice old pub style pub. Four real ales on an... </description>
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		<title>The perfect crime</title>
		<description>After the fabulous treat of yesterday evening (sausage, beans and fried potatoes for tea AND two episodes of Lovejoy), this morning's long wait outside the office was probably due. No keyholder turned up for over an hour, so I couldn't get into the b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8066/The+perfect+crime</link>
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		<title>RE: YARR!</title>
		<description>You look at bit like Charlie from lost in those images.  Thats Treasure Island in Vegas innit?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3903/RE%3A+YARR%21</link>
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		<title>Barry Hyde &amp; Jaff (Craig) from the Futureheads</title>
		<description>This Aint Vegas album launch party with Field Music Orchestra.  Barry was drunk and Jaff shouted 'It's shit!' when Peter Brewis was talking about Field Music's album.</description>
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		<title>Sugarmilk</title>
		<description>I saw Sugarmilk on Saturday night at The Happy Frenchman, and wasn't really impressed. The singer's got quite a strong voice in the karaoke fake emotional style, and the band can play OK, but there was something annoying about them. The soundcheck go...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3306/Sugarmilk&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Ooh yeah it's all Vegas themed isn't it</title>
		<description>Are you going to renew your vows in their front window?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.selfridgesvegas.com/&quot;&gt;www.selfridgesvegas.com/&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3256/Ooh+yeah+it%27s+all+Vegas+themed+isn%27t+it</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Spotted the big man for the fourth time this week in The Pembroke, last night.Saw his chums first, two people this time from Who's Ready For Ice Cream, the manager guy and the ice cream guy were sat with Chris Evans, and Johnny turned up later. He ha... </description>
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		<title>Chris Evans</title>
		<description>The ginger whinger is NO LONGER GINGER! He was in the garden of The Pembroke last night, and he has blong hair now, and a very pink face.He was there with chums of Johnny Vegas, two people I recognised from Who's Ready For Ice Cream it looked like it... </description>
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		<title>IPOD vs Cassette</title>
		<description>Time for an injection of STUFF, been neglecting the blog slightly recently. I thought that when I got the pocket pc and wireless network I'd be doing more internetting while sat in front of the TV and so on, but mostly we're using it for playing Jawb... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1862/IPOD+vs+Cassette</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Johnny Vegas was in The Pembroke, Regents Park Road last night about 6pm. Not drawing attention to himself or anything, I guess he's a shy and private guy, just sat, having a drink, and the prancing round in a ruddy great green sating &quot;look at me&quot; su... </description>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Johnny Vegas and the guy who played his manager in Who's Ready For Icecream? are sat at a table outside Lemonia on Regents Park Road right now. They had cleared their plates, so I couldn't tell what they'd been eating.... </description>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>The generously proprortioned funny man was just being accosted by some builders on Regents Park Road.We recently watched Who's ready for ice cream and it's not very good.... </description>
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		<title>V Festival latest</title>
		<description>I've been quiet today, beavering busily on busted balance sheets, so HEY! Here's some news written by someone else; The Killers, Deepest Blue and Syntax have been added to the V Festival lineup... An old workmate of mine is in Syntax, friend to the s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7937/V+Festival+latest</link>
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		<title>Lance Burton</title>
		<description>I want to go and see the mighty Lance Burton in Las Vegas, he made Pamela Anderson levitate on the Jay Leno show last night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://www.lasvegastourism.com/shows/lance_burton.htm</description>
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		<title>RE: Q Magazine's best gigs ever</title>
		<description>The Darkness at Hammersmith would def make it into mine, but as you say, that was as much about being there in a big group. Others I'd say would be: Beta Band at the Astoria; Primal Scream at Brix Academy (with Death in Vegas supporting); Radiohead's... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1327/RE%3A+Q+Magazine%27s+best+gigs+ever</link>
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		<title>Quizno's singing rats</title>
		<description>Aha, from spotting slate.msn.com/id/2095868/ in the Popdex listings I know now why people were searching for quiznos rat pictures the other day, it's some sort of TV campaign, by  Joel Veitch of www.b3ta.com and www.rathergood.com fame. That boy must... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/953/Quizno%27s+singing+rats</link>
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		<title>My Coco</title>
		<description>stellastarr* kick off the new year in fine style with the long awaited release of &quot;My Coco&quot;. Their album has already been heralded as something of a classic debut by the likes of Time Out, NME, Observer Music Monthly and Q. &quot;My Coco&quot; will be the band... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7854/My+Coco</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>He was looking at a copy of Heat Magazine and then going next door to the Bank</description>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>He was getting out of a taxi cab with two really beautiful girls, at first I only noticed the girls and then I heard that unmistakable Vegas accent! He's tending bar tonight in Morrisons Bar but it looked incredibly busy!</description>
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		<title>Tony Kanna</title>
		<description>I think his name's Tony Kanna anyway, he is in the adverts for Johnny Vegas' new DVD, he is a comedian and plays his flatmate. He was in The Angelic, a smart pub near Angel tube station, tonight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5885/Tony+Kanna&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>International Talk Like A Pirate Day</title>
		<description>ARRR!On a spoddy note I am posting this image without using an IMG tag, I've done it as an object instead... this means I can include HTML in the equivalent of the ALT tag, and no-one should see a broken image thing... just learned it, as the proper ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/287/International+Talk+Like+A+Pirate+Day</link>
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		<title>Viva Las Vegas</title>
		<description>I have been in that Las Vegas, nice place, shame about the food, for me anyway. Had a nice grilled vege sub from Quizno's on the way home, but apart from that it's not the best place for a vegan. Breakfast was fried potato and spicy tomato sauce, mor... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/75/Viva+Las+Vegas</link>
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		<title>New feature...</title>
		<description>New feature, if you edit your details you will see there's a space where you can write a little personal biog thing about yourself... only 255 chars, but it should be enough for a link to your website or whatever... maybe it'll also work as a .sig ty... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7301/New+feature...</link>
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		<title>Johnny Vegas</title>
		<description>Spotted by my mate in a pub. Apparently he couldn't get served because he was so pissed!</description>
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		<title>MGM Grand</title>
		<description>Chaka Khan, Celine Dion, Mary J Blige, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Jewel, Lisa Marie Presley, Ashanti, Shania Twain, Pat Benatar, Isley Brothers, Queen Latifah, Sharon Osbourne and STEVIE WONDER!... </description>
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