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		<title>Ever had someone kick your garden wall down?</title>
		<description>... </description>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>pain</category>
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		<title>No lunch for me thanks</title>
		<description>Blee, it's our &quot;rumble in the jungle&quot; fun day at work and they've just completed their bushtucker trial type thing. Brains, tongue, testicles, scorpions, all sorts. Couldn't really get close enough to take any pictures or shoot any video but I will c... </description>
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		<category>i'm a celebrity</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<category>rumble in the jungle</category>
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		<title>Today I invented a brilliant new thing, called &quot;podcasts&quot;</title>
		<description>Was surfing for news of Kid Rock yesterday, as a friend has been working with him and I was wondering if she'd show up in any paparazzi shots of him stumbling out of nightclubs or anything. No joy there, but he was interviewed by the Guardian yesterd... </description>
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		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>guardian</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>kid rock</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11323/11323/Today+I+invented+a+brilliant+new+thing%2C+called+%22podcasts%22</link>
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		<title>Useful tips for guitar beginners!</title>
		<description>This is what I was after, thank you Neil and Mark:cheat - don't use every finger on every string like the books suggest in strange cramped positions.if you want open chords 90% of songs are D C and G2 bar chord shapes and don't worry about extending ... </description>
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		<category>guitar lessons</category>
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		<category>advice</category>
		<category>mark</category>
		<category>neil</category>
		<category>gaz</category>
		<category>amplifier</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11290/11290/Useful+tips+for+guitar+beginners%21</link>
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		<title>Kosso bigged up on techcrunch</title>
		<description>They call him a seesmic.com clone but they like him... I thought phreadz.com was still a secret actually. For the uninitiated, it's like a chat room / message board, but based around your webcam. So many people have them these days that it makes sens... </description>
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		<category>video</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>webcam</category>
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		<title>RE: Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>cheap stuff on ebay is almost always fake. I've been burned buying nike sb dunks on there before which ended up being rip offs. just make sure you're buying from someone in the uk with good feedback :D</description>
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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>for all mankind</category>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
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		<category>bouverie square</category>
		<category>suicide</category>
		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Thanks for the message</title>
		<description>I know there must be people stumbling across these pages, it's nice when they say hello.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The video was in Portchester in Hampshire actually, though we do live in Folkestone.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11159/11157/Thanks+for+the+message</link>
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		<title>Ooh, Flickr video</title>
		<description>I didn't know about this. 90 second limit for your videos though, usually that's enough for funny little bits I've shot myself that I might want to share, like the nieces on their new bikes or Pauline's kitten, I will give this a try later.Update: An... </description>
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		<category>firestarter</category>
		<category>fire</category>
		<category>fire breathing</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
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		<title>Do The Indie Kid video</title>
		<description>Buy the single here, and get the mp3's free. Here's the video:     ... </description>
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		<category>mj hibbett</category>
		<category>hibbett</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
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		<title>Heavy snow both ends</title>
		<description>Just back from the parents, we had heavy snow there at 8am this morning that settled, probably 3 or 4 inches deep in an hour, very nice to see but a bit terrifying, we thought it was there for the duration and we'd not be able to get back to Folkesto... </description>
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		<category>family</category>
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		<title>Like it!</title>
		<description>Delia Smith makes a kebab:Part of a series of faked up vids, from Don't Watch That, Watch This. Not seen them before, though I do remember this sweary DIY video from somewhere.... </description>
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		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>mashup</category>
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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
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		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>je ne comprends pas</title>
		<description>Voici wikipedia:Pakito is the alias of French Eurodance artist, Julien Ranouil. He became known thanks to his cover of Living on Video by Trans-X. Later hits are &quot;Moving on Stereo&quot; and &quot;Are U ready&quot;. So far his music style can be best determined as E... </description>
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		<title>popbitch redesign and contest!</title>
		<description>See the contest on the homepage, don't enter it though, I want to win! If you really want a Gibson Les Paul, make a video and win a Slash limited edition.Everyone hates the new design. It's not my design, it's not really anyone's any more, bits have ... </description>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>guitar</category>
		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11115/11115/popbitch+redesign+and+contest%21</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Stencilling</title>
		<description>I like this, a stencil from Onion Bag Blogger, after Banksy. That's a potatoshop effect rather than a realistic stencil you could print and cut out out I think (see the fuzzy edges), but nice.How to stencil, stenciling 1000 video, Use GIMP to make st... </description>
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		<category>street art</category>
		<category>stencil</category>
		<category>stenciling</category>
		<category>graffiti</category>
		<category>banksy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11018/11018/Stencilling</link>
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		<title>RE: I haven't bought either</title>
		<description>I know, but they aren't the ubiquitous force that Sony are.I'd def go and see MJ at the Fringe, although I really didn't like that video he did for FAWM. He's only doing 1 gig in Aug and that's not up here...http://www.mjhibbett.net/gigs/gigs.htm... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10979/10974/RE%3A+I+haven%27t+bought+either</link>
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		<title>Guessing it's not all redundancies at the BBC</title>
		<description>Does this sound like the BBC to you? It might not be I guess. I got this job ad seven times today, once recruitment companies get your details they WILL NOT EVER unsubscribe you. I have to report each one as spam now, it's for their own good...Hope y... </description>
		<category>work</category>
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		<category>perl</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10937/10937/Guessing+it%27s+not+all+redundancies+at+the+BBC</link>
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		<title>Alan Moore</title>
		<description>Not the barber shop in Portchester, but the comic bloke, Hibbett wrote a song about the time he saw him in a comic shop. Just posting this here to remind me to check it out later really, as I just saw it posted elsewhere.Mark wrote this for FAWM, and... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10932/10932/Alan+Moore</link>
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		<title>The unknown child of the Titanic</title>
		<description>A video:... </description>
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		<title>If a picture paints a thousand words...</title>
		<description>Does this video clip of us in Belgium this weekend make anything I have to say on the subject completely redundant?See, Mum, Dad, Clare and me on a humungous big wheel, part of the Plaisers d'Hiver festival type affair that was going in Brussels this... </description>
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		<category>mustard</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10775/10775/If+a+picture+paints+a+thousand+words...</link>
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		<title>Fabulous weekend in Brussels</title>
		<description>Sorry I didn't tip you off in advance, I didn't want you to burgle my house. Pictures and even video to come.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10771/10771/Fabulous+weekend+in+Brussels</link>
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		<title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</title>
		<description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted</link>
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		<title>RE: Is Nero that much better?</title>
		<description>85 coffe shops, 16 girlie clothes shops and 95 music and video stores, was in the shiny new shopping centre for 20 minutes and the security alarms went off about 45 times, bring on the chavs</description>
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		<title>Titanic themed christmas party at Brands Hatch</title>
		<description>Strange sort of thing: 2007: Christmas aboard the ship of dreamsThe spectacular setting of Brands Hatch circuit, together with the proximity to London and the M25, makes this the perfect Christmas party venue. Trust our expert team to take the hassle... </description>
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		<category>brands hatch</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10707/10707/Titanic+themed+christmas+party+at+Brands+Hatch</link>
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		<title>Most comments on a youtube video EVER!</title>
		<description>Well, the most for me anyway, from people that I don't know, who've just tracked my video down so as to have something to complain about. There's a whole lot of campanology fans out there...This reminds me, I never did write up York (being the fourth... </description>
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		<category>york</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10697/10697/Most+comments+on+a+youtube+video+EVER%21</link>
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		<title>Bah !</title>
		<description>That was clearly a try, his knee was still in when the ball went over the line. The video ref had taken a bung I reckon.To be fair, South Africa played the better rugby.. we certainly didn't disgrace ourselves and can be proud of second place. The ma... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10610/10608/Bah+%21</link>
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		<title>What rugby?</title>
		<description>You forgot to bless the boot didn't you... A good game anyway, and we did well to get to the final. Perhaps an iffy decision on that disallowed try, but perhaps not.A good day yesterday too, just for a change we had lunch in Wagamama in Canterbury, b... </description>
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		<category>food</category>
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		<category>gordon ramsay</category>
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		<category>etchinghill</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10608/10608/What+rugby%3F</link>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>Reading warmup at the Astoria... aargh, who will video LOST for us?...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 6.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Metro</title>
		<description>I've got a tiny bit of video footage of this one.</description>
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		<title>Astoria</title>
		<description>plus Godflesh and Bomb Everything (AKA) Bomb Disneyland. Got a video of this gig, you can see me stagediving on it....  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/95/Astoria&quot;&gt;Rated 6.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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