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		<title>Lovely wedding!</title>
		<description>Went to a wedding at the weekend, and it was lovely. Got out of work early Friday, trained up to meet Clare at Auberge, then a step around the corner to The Wellington at Waterloo to get a real ale, then another step around another corner to a pub th... </description>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>the cure</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Canterbury, but not house hunting</title>
		<description>Not a bad weekend. Started on a bum note, with a death, my sister's ma-in-law passed away unexpectedly on Friday, so thoughts with all the families involved obviously. Saturday we stayed local, didn't go to Canterbury as Clare was having lunch with h... </description>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>caffe uno</category>
		<category>cafe venezia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11029/Canterbury%2C+but+not+house+hunting</link>
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		<title>If a picture paints a thousand words...</title>
		<description>Does this video clip of us in Belgium this weekend make anything I have to say on the subject completely redundant?See, Mum, Dad, Clare and me on a humungous big wheel, part of the Plaisers d'Hiver festival type affair that was going in Brussels this... </description>
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		<category>brussels</category>
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		<category>food</category>
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		<category>beer</category>
		<category>mustard</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10775/If+a+picture+paints+a+thousand+words...</link>
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		<title>Particularly fulsome weekend, with curries.</title>
		<description>Splendid weekend, a bit different this time, starting off with a half day on Friday. I headed to Winchester to meet up with some friends, and really needed the extra time to make the most of the night. Clare stayed home watching Children in Need afte... </description>
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		<category>curry</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10684/Particularly+fulsome+weekend%2C+with+curries.</link>
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		<title>Hmmm</title>
		<description>Well, maybe my internets are wonky ! I always seem to have some problem or other.. Firefox sez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Server not found&lt;br /&gt;Firefox can't find the server at www.show-and-stay.co.uk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What's the IP ? </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10594/Hmmm</link>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>Wagamama today</title>
		<description>Going to spend a fairly lazy day around the pubs of Canterbury, starting with a lunch at Wagamama, and HEY, we got a voucher: That's from this feature that a friend alerted us to, we'd be going there today anyway though, nice.Had a good week, felt bu...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10212/Wagamama+today&quot;&gt;Rated 7.77/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>legoland</category>
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		<title>Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Well I suspect you've all been frantically refreshing wondering when I'd report from this morning's earthquake! Amazingly it was three and a half hours ago now, the power was off until just recently so there wasn't a lot I could do, no internets, and... </description>
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		<category>avi</category>
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		<category>vidcast</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10163/Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>Kings of quiz</title>
		<description>Every week we struggle away at the friendly fun quiz at The Ship Inn in Sandgate, and we hardly ever come away with the top grand prize of a bottle of wine. This week, for a change we tried the Sunday quiz at Saltwood Castle (Saltwood Castle Hotel no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10128/Kings+of+quiz&quot;&gt;Rated 4.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>dogs</category>
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		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>saltwood</category>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>castle</category>
		<category>ship</category>
		<category>sandgate</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10128/Kings+of+quiz</link>
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		<title>It's the end of the world.</title>
		<description>No, not that end of the world, something a bit more lighthearted. Possibly. In an age where any security camera footage of a crime seems to be inconclusive, or not good enough quality to be of any use, or just not pointing the right way at the right ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10085/It%27s+the+end+of+the+world.</link>
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		<title>Rabbits and finches</title>
		<description>Walk home from work today wasn't so dark, not pitch black anyway, not sure if that's the position of the moon or something, or that it's really getting lighter. We went to the office at the weekend, so I could show Clare where it was, and we saw a ra... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9982/Rabbits+and+finches</link>
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		<title>Jesus and Mary Chain playing festivals this year</title>
		<description>Well, they're playing Coachella, that's in California, think it was the first one the reformed Pixies played at and also the festival that offered the Rage Against the Machine,Smiths five million dollars. Does that lineup bode well for UK festivals? ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9954/Jesus+and+Mary+Chain+playing+festivals+this+year</link>
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		<title>Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>Watched &quot;The Roadkill Chef&quot; last night, billed by BBC Three as &quot;Eccentric roadkill connoisseur Fergus Drennan tries to change the eating habits of the people in the town of Sandwich in Kent by throwing the community a roadkill feast&quot;. Sandwich is rea... </description>
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		<title>Too much</title>
		<description>Done far too much since my last posting to remember it all, but here's a go... Thursday was my last proper day at work, though they've asked me to stay on for another week, so that's christmas paid for. That night we were out for the popbitch christm... </description>
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		<title>Number one result for &quot;Habitat Radius&quot;</title>
		<description>Was just trying to find the furniture we bought at the weekend, and all the top results are me, how strange. It's down to Habitat's website being quite bad, the whole flash interface makes it hard to index, so my pages are coming up top. ANYWAY, here... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9733/Number+one+result+for+%22Habitat+Radius%22</link>
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		<title>Transport updates</title>
		<description>Journey times have been much better since Monday. If I race out of the door here at six, I get a train at Cannon Street that gets me home without changing for eight fifteen. Bit boring travelling on my own, but I'm plodding on with these book, and re... </description>
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		<title>Damp and other delights</title>
		<description>This spell of cold weather has made the whole house SWEAT! I've hd to put our central heating on at last, yay it still works, but uh-oh, this has led to condensation everywhere. Hopefully this will sort itself out when the temperature levels off a bi... </description>
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		<title>An email, from Dave the Dolphin:</title>
		<description>Being a dolphin is not easy these days, everyone's after us and the fishermen catch more and more of our fish each day, it's hard to make ends meet.I've just had a huge council tax bill too, even though it's my second home' so as well as my website w... </description>
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		<title>RE: That's me told then!</title>
		<description>Thank you.  I would be very grateful if you removed the entire article aswell, as it doesn't help anyone.  People are more likely to see it here than in my journal, so if you're bothered about it affecting the ice rink, maybe you should remove it.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8888/RE%3A+That%27s+me+told+then%21</link>
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		<title>Well at least it's good for the garden</title>
		<description>Not a lot else to report, having a lot of trouble with spammers on here, so if you want to post a reply I'm afraid you'll have to register now, until I can work something out.Nice that the rain has cooled things down a bit, it was a bit of a shock th... </description>
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		<title>Bands you've heard of playing... Portchester?</title>
		<description>I thought Portchester was like the island in Lost, there'd been some terrible accident there a while back and tour bus sat nav system just could not see it. There's been another accident and Girls Aloud and Status Quo are to play there this August ba...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8469/Bands+you%27ve+heard+of+playing...+Portchester%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Bands you've heard of playing... Portchester?&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/47/129574428_cbc63362c1_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8469/Bands+you%27ve+heard+of+playing...+Portchester%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>castle</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>monument</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8469/Bands+you%27ve+heard+of+playing...+Portchester%3F</link>
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		<title>Welcome to Miami!</title>
		<description>Or, rather, from Miami, or even (by the time I write this up) hello from England, Miami sends its regards. Just BACK from a trip to the US of States to visit Clare's bro and sister-in-law in the pan-handle bit of the Americas. Tiring flight over to M... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8412/Welcome+to+Miami%21</link>
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		<title>Tiring weekender...</title>
		<description>Knackered today, just had a great dinner at The Jackdaw (though with a slight service hiccup) and now we're spending the afternoon chilling before heading back to Chambers for more beer festival action.Started the weekend sedately enough, stayed in a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8129/Tiring+weekender...&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Tiring weekender...&quot; src=&quot;http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B0001P1BOI.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8129/Tiring+weekender...&quot;&gt;Rated 5.74/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8129/Tiring+weekender...</link>
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		<title>Cackling, dozy</title>
		<description>Didn't sleep so well last night, perhaps it was the residual excitement of such a nice weekend, or maybe it was apprehension about what this week will bring. Either way, neither of us could sleep. So good then that there were some OUTSIDERS in our ca... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8003/Cackling%2C+dozy</link>
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		<title>Second day with no coat</title>
		<description>And it's raining again, I didn't plan this very well at all... still it's warmer, so unless it's actually hoofing it down when I leave the house, the big coat stays in the cupboard.Got home yesterday to two surprises, firstly a big old crate in the h... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7972/Second+day+with+no+coat</link>
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		<title>Flipping Big Television</title>
		<description>After much deliberation, arguing, stress, and a pizza express to diffuse the tension, we got ourselves a TV. Not exactly the one we went in for, we were talked up very slightly, after comparing them side by side. We did see others that we liked more ... </description>
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		<category>television</category>
		<category>plasma</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4596/Flipping+Big+Television</link>
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		<title>Having a whale of a time</title>
		<description>No I'm not, still on my own, had to reheat my own tea yesterday and EVERYTHING! This guy is having a whale of a time, swimming up the Thames, it must be a lot cleaner than it looks. Was it an accident? Or has he swum up there on porpoise? Etc...Had a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4512/Having+a+whale+of+a+time</link>
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		<title>PSP update</title>
		<description>I updated Clare's PSP yesterday, it's now got a new version of it's little operating system, which you can download direct from Sony. As well as some security issues and the ability to play Windows Media files now, it's got an RSS reader too. I hope ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4454/PSP+update</link>
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		<title>Signal failure?</title>
		<description>Signal problems? Some such excuse for our train being late in today, ah well. Charing Cross was CRAWLING with police too, I wonder if there'd been a tip off about something. Apart from that London feels a bit quieter today, maybe it's the fog.Hmm, lo... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4013/Signal+failure%3F</link>
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