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		<title>Why I can't stay in Stoke Newington</title>
		<description>This place looks nice, very nice, out of my league though, shame.Today, hopefully:Finish moduling up my library of stuff, to make it properly reusable on BarflyMore admin, so many mailsFixing some stuff on Barfly, never should have started on it...Sa... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/168/Why+I+can%27t+stay+in+Stoke+Newington</link>
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		<title>Philip K Dick + Richard Linklater can't fail, SURELY?</title>
		<description>&quot;Richard Linklater has lined up quite a list of stars for his Hollywood adaptation of Philip K. Dick's A Scanner Darkly. So far, Winona Ryder, Robert Downey Jr., Woody Harrelson, and Rory Cochran have signed on to join (gulp) Keanu Reeves in the lead... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1423/Philip+K+Dick+%2B+Richard+Linklater+can%27t+fail,+SURELY%3F</link>
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		<title>RE: Philip K Dick + Richard Linklater can't fail, SURELY?</title>
		<description>Puff. I wanted Chris Cunningham to direct that. </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1426/RE:+Philip+K+Dick+%2B+Richard+Linklater+can%27t+fail,+SURELY%3F</link>
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		<title>I can't see how it could be done</title>
		<description>without completely switching off your electricity supply.  I know there's no way I could do it as long as there is internet, DVD and music software to hand.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1440/I+can%27t+see+how+it+could+be+done</link>
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		<title>I can't believe they met her once</title>
		<description>and now she's their best friend, who they would die for... seriously, you need help.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1745/I+can%27t+believe+they+met+her+once</link>
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		<title>If you can't see your screen...</title>
		<description>Make yourself a shade out of manila file folders. Basically a big hood over your monitor, then lean your head in. Side effect: your boss will actually notice that you're having a real problem, not just whining, and that you're doing something about i... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1910/If+you+can%27t+see+your+screen...</link>
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		<title>Another restaurant we can't go back to</title>
		<description>Quite a positive and constructive weekend, not as much pubbing as usual. Got a new washing machine delivered, (thankyou very much Dean and Dom for carrying it up the stairs) and done some washing in it. Also got the fireplace sorted, got the quote fo... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2148/Another+restaurant+we+can%27t+go+back+to</link>
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		<title>They can't pay if I do it</title>
		<description>It's for a different bit of the same company, with different budgets etc. I was offered the opportunity to tender for the work, but decided to walk away.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2296/They+can%27t+pay+if+I+do+it</link>
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		<title>I can't decide who I like more</title>
		<description>Nurse Abi or Doctor Phil!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2346/I+can%27t+decide+who+I+like+more</link>
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		<title>They can't swim, they attract enemy radar...</title>
		<description>Insane Pentagon chemical weapons plans from newscientist.com:Most bizarre among the plans was one for the development of an &quot;aphrodisiac&quot; chemical weapon that would make enemy soldiers sexually irresistible to each other. ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2588/They+can%27t+swim,+they+attract+enemy+radar...</link>
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		<title>I can't copy DVD's</title>
		<description>I put links up here all the time for it I'm sure... Amazon have only just sold out, if they sold out at all... they were selling the series for 8 pounds each, or at one stage all four for 20 quid.Try searching Amazon, or have a look in the next HMV s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2615/I+can%27t+copy+DVD%27s</link>
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		<title>I can't pass the invites on unfortunately</title>
		<description>I could maybe pass the Tears tickets on, but that would be out of order... They know me at the Barfly. I have to give one of them back...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2694/I+can%27t+pass+the+invites+on+unfortunately</link>
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		<title>Won't vote, can't vote</title>
		<description>Hmm, seems we can't vote as weren't registered at the new address before the 11th March. So what do I do? Could go back to Stokey, knock on the door and see if there's a voting card for me there...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3277/Won%27t+vote,+can%27t+vote</link>
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		<title>RE: Won't vote, can't vote</title>
		<description>You don't need a polling card to vote - you might need Clare to appoint you as your proxy unless you both want to make the trip to your old polling station. Hackney (?) council electoral services should be able to help.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3300/RE:+Won%27t+vote,+can%27t+vote</link>
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		<title>I can't think what she looks like in profile</title>
		<description>Is it a bit Mr Punch?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.carlwarner.com/images/golden_oldies/lo/mr_punch_med.jpg&quot; /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3859/I+can%27t+think+what+she+looks+like+in+profile</link>
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		<title>Can't find a mention of Daniel P. Phinney on my site</title>
		<description>Is there a Titanic connection?</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3871/Can%27t+find+a+mention+of+Daniel+P.+Phinney+on+my+site</link>
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		<title>I can't remember any of my passwords...</title>
		<description>Dang, nearly two weeks off, I've completely forgotten how to work, and I'm not the only one. Expecting lots of support type calls today saying the systems are not working, not accepting passwords, and it's just that everyone's forgetting. Windows pas... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4422/I+can%27t+remember+any+of+my+passwords...</link>
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		<title>The lead singer, can't remember his name</title>
		<description>28/1/2001 around 9:30pm. Drinking Carling. from a can. Lovely Book.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5214/The+lead+singer,+can%27t+remember+his+name</link>
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		<title>Claude the drummer</title>
		<description>He constantly drums on the desks, he's a developer, programmer, and I see him every day, 9 to 5 sort of times monday to friday!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5379/Claude+the+drummer</link>
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		<title>New Dum Dum's Trading Madness</title>
		<description>The new Dum Dums single 'Can't Get You Out Of My Thoughts' is out on June 12th... For more info, check out the official site - www.dumdums.com...While you're there, why not check out the rest of what Sammy's part of the site has to offer - sammy.pope... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6689/New+Dum+Dum%27s+Trading+Madness</link>
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		<title>A gig. That you can't go to</title>
		<description>Frank Black and the Catholics play yet another sold out show, this time at the London Astoria. Anyone who's managed to make up some fake AAA laminates, please get in touch.Also, get your Frank Black shares while they're hot...Also vote for who should... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6868/A+gig.+That+you+can%27t+go+to</link>
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		<title>Get Breeders tickets here!</title>
		<description>&amp;#9760;Breeders @ The Academy, Birmingham (Tue 28 May)&amp;#9760;The Breeders @ Queen Margarets Union, Glasgow (Wed 29 May)&amp;#9760;Breeders @ Manchester University, Manchester (Thu 30 May)&amp;#9760;Breeders @ Astoria, London (Sat 1 Jun)&amp;#9760;The Breeders @ ... </description>
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		<category>all tomorrows parties</category>
		<category>breeders tickets</category>
		<category>breeders</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6923/Get+Breeders+tickets+here!</link>
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		<title>Running Order</title>
		<description>I was going to put up a nice page of running times for all the stages for Reading and Leeds festivals... but it's far too hot. So I'm going to the pub.Have a GRATE time if you're going, maybe see you there, save a space down the front for me.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7091/Running+Order</link>
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		<title>Uh, can't think of an &quot;Elastica in Kings Cross&quot; pun...</title>
		<description>If you're stuck (like glue) for something to do on Saturday night, join me at Kings Cross Water Rats for Uncle Bob's Wedding Reception - Elastica are DJing.We don't even know if we can DJ yet, but we've said yes and we're going to take along someone ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7426/Uh,+can%27t+think+of+an+%22Elastica+in+Kings+Cross%22+pun...</link>
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		<title>Arse!</title>
		<description>Who's playing a huge outdoor show this Summer? Well, pretty much everyone really... but which band is also doing their show on the one day of the summer that we can't make? Step forward The Cure...What makes this double-not-good is that it's on Mrs P... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7570/Arse!</link>
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		<title>Want to go to the Barfly tonight?</title>
		<description>Sorry, you can't, it's Hot Hot Heat tonight and it sold out SO FAR IN ADVANCE that it's unreal. I can't even go, and I have been neglecting popex for a couple of weeks now to do some work for them, cuh, how do you like them apples?I will be mostly co... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7668/Want+to+go+to+the+Barfly+tonight%3F</link>
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		<title>This looks like it's a reply to something, but I can't figure out what</title>
		<description>Can't find many mentions of a &lt;strong&gt;Colin&lt;/strong&gt; here or &lt;strong&gt;SKC&lt;/strong&gt; (&lt;strong&gt;South Kent College&lt;/strong&gt; I guess). Who are you after?</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10686/This+looks+like+it%27s+a+reply+to+something,+but+I+can%27t+figure+out+what</link>
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		<title>I can't read that</title>
		<description>Do you mean that they're popex.com/img/censored.gif, or that they're popex.com/img/censored.gif? Or maybe you mean that I'm popex.com/img/censored.gif, I'm shocked...Aluminium blinds indeed, they're VERTICAL for starters, and made of genuine suedette... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7994/I+can%27t+read+that</link>
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		<title>I don't want it now, I can't afford it</title>
		<description>I went a bit mad pushing the price up for fun, and now I might get stuck with it, gah... As you say I'm sure there will be more bids at the end, surprising there were any bids before me actually.UPDATE: praise be I've been outbid, I couldn't really a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8740/I+don%27t+want+it+now,+I+can%27t+afford+it</link>
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		<title>I can't believe it's not Buddha</title>
		<description>By popular request:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/126/349289322_5f3259b1b8.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We are filling up our lounge with tacky ornaments at a rate of knots.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9886/I+can%27t+believe+it%27s+not+Buddha</link>
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		<title>Camdemonium</title>
		<description>Camden Crawl type thing, can't remember where we went or who we saw right now.</description>
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		<title>Wolfsbane</title>
		<description>Found the ticket now! I went to the gig on my own, then got the last train up to Rugby, where I was staying for college. Can't find details anywhere online. Much stage diving, one of my favourite gig.s</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Wolfsbane-The-Marquee/9139.html</link>
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		<title>Neds Atomic Dustbin</title>
		<description>I saw them once more on this tour, in Reading uni / poly I think, can't find the date though...</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Neds-Atomic-Dustbin-Portsmouth-Guildhall/9858.html</link>
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		<title>David Devant</title>
		<description>Somewhere, can't remember where this gig was &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7343/7343/Free+Cock+Fighting&quot;&gt;but I mentioned it on popex&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/David-Devant-/32589.html</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy</title>
		<description>Can't remember who's playing, someone good off the national circuit though, and we're going</description>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Lone-Star-Comedy-Lanterns/13801.html</link>
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		<title>Something</title>
		<description>Can't remember what, but I know I was at something at the Wedge this night, while &lt;strong&gt;Placebo&lt;/strong&gt; were at the Joiners. Maybe it was a caberet.</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Something-The-Wedgewood-Rooms/15172.html</link>
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		<title>I Am Kloot</title>
		<description>and Alfie, &lt;strong&gt;Barfly&lt;/strong&gt; sessions daytime thing recorded for TV. Can't remember if I stayed for &lt;strong&gt;Idlewild&lt;/strong&gt; in the evening.</description>
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		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/I-Am-Kloot-Barfly/30762.html</link>
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		<title>Stephen Merchant in London</title>
		<description>Plus special mystery guest headliner apparently, who on earth could that be? No, can't think of anyone... Simon Munnery is very good, not seen any of the others though.Whenever a show is advertised like that it's never who you think.... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>hall</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Stephen-Merchant-in-London-Bush-Hall/105090.html</link>
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		<title>Karen Lane &amp; Paul Malsom - Brazilian Influenced Jazz</title>
		<description>'Can't Help It' - 3 Course Dinner Coffeee. 7.30pm &amp;pound;26</description>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Karen-Lane-Paul-Malsom-Brazilian-Influenced-Jazz-/235720.html</link>
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		<title>Stewart Lee - Carpet Remnant World</title>
		<description>We're going to the matinee of this one, was a christmas present, can't wait!</description>
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		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Stewart-Lee-Carpet-Remnant-World-Leicester-Square-Theatre/245142.html</link>
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