2010-02-17GMT01:46:51How mental was Ray Gosling on BBC Breakfast yesterday?In case you missed it he was on there because he is a BBC presenter in the midlands, and he confessed to killing his gay lover on a regional bbc show. He doesn't think he'll be arrested for it though "I'll tell them nothing". You just confessed to it... 2009-11-08GMT01:25:04A good day in BluewaterWent to Bluewater for the day yesterday, didn't get any christmas shopping but did have a good day. Coffee, lunch at Nando's, more coffee, bit of browsing, and got our tea from the John Lewis foodhall, lovely. None of the problems getting out of the ... 2009-11-06GMT01:56:13If I had an unlocked iphone and a Tesco SIM (with internet) would that work?There's your question of the day. Would it all work OK? <br /><br />It's not for me.2009-10-23BST07:06:38Top night of TVHarry's fussing like a good'un right now, he didn't nap properly today and he's too tired to settle. Think I just sorted it with that shuffling dad dance that we do, combined with some shushing. He's having the second half of his pre-sleep feed and I... 2009-09-20BST07:19:28Lunches for the week all made!Weekend nearly over, but jobs are done, Harry's bathed and about to go to bed (Clare's doing the last top up feed), dinner is in and so are my lunches for the week of sausages or vegeburger, peas and potatoes*. So we're about ready to eat and relax f... 2009-08-29BST06:18:25RE: surely no-one who ever went to the lit fest would make that mistake?No probably not, but surely we should be looking to attract new people to the festival if we want it to continue to be a success.People regularly move to and from Folkestone which means our demographic is always changing and it would be wrong to thin... 2009-08-28BST04:02:32surely no-one who ever went to the lit fest would make that mistake?If you want it to be more popular, drop the "book" altogether, call it "folkestone fighting festival" or something2009-06-30BST01:20:24So what animal would you NOT buy as a pet, mid swine flu pandemic?Bro-in-law went out to get some chicken feed and came home with a pig. Pictures here, you surely have to be @kmharris76 's friend on Facebook to see them though... Here's one:They have chickens and ducks and things already. Reminds me of something I... 2009-06-10BST04:11:10Day two. Would Harry please come to the diary room...Not such a great night's sleep, but apart from that everything going well. He cries like crazy when he's being changed, probably the sudden change of temperature or maybe I'm using the wrong kind of staples on the nappy. He wouldn't sleep in his bask... 2009-05-30BST08:40:07Due day plus SIXThese extra days are rattling along a bit fast now, the big event must surely be any minute. Every day in the few fuzzy seconds between dreaming (last night that I'd sold lots of our stuff, can't remember what now) and being awake I have a little tho... 2009-05-29BST08:47:38One wheel on my Bugaboo CameleonSomeone's selling one wheel for a Bugaboo Cameleon on ebay... One wheel? Are people breaking them up for scrap or what? It's used too, not new...... 2009-04-05BST07:16:21Who are we meant to assume MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER is then?Get tickets here (as it's sold out) for Stephen Merchant, Simon Munnery, Tom Basden, Tim Key, Milton Jones and the previously aforementioned MYSTERY GUEST HEADLINER. Sounds like a good lineup whoever it is.Found via my ROCKING new twitter ticket thin... 2009-02-27GMT07:38:58Would have had a better view from Google EarthBeen too busy at work today to think about writing up last night's Cure gig, but for starters here's the view from our seats:Even worse than I though :-(No time to write more now, dinner is ready, watching a bit of Question of Sport and then rugby, a... 2009-02-06GMT04:16:43RE: Would certainly need more detail than thatThere was only one Lucas on the Titanic, a William Lucas. What was Jessica's maiden name2009-01-28GMT07:02:28Would certainly need more detail than thatYears when these people were alive, Jessica's maiden name, etc. Are these people alive now? Were here ancestors on the Titanic or do you think Jessica was on the Titanic?www.encyclopedia-titanica.org is a good place to look for passenger lists.... 2008-12-12GMT07:20:40I would avoid the "50% off sale" at WoolworthsPopped in yesterday, doesn't seem to be a lot that is actually 50% off. You'll find 10% off some of the rubbish on the shelves, but not any actual bargains that I could see. Don't get suckered in.What's going to go into that huge space in the middle ... 2008-11-28GMT06:45:26What bands would you like to see play Folkestone?Interesting and mysterious, someone has a reason for asking in this thread what bands would you like to come to Folkestone..? Anyone care to chip in? Being at least vaguely realistic, I nominate The Magic Numbers, Super Furry Animals, David Devant an... 2008-08-07BST09:05:30If we could get this for £100 that would be FINE...Bergerac Oak sideboard / display cabinet.... 2008-05-19BST06:49:29You would not be my boss, at least not to start with2008-03-26GMT10:13:54Surely that would be ILLEGAL?I have seen it now, we watched part one last night, it was pretty good wasn't it?2008-03-18GMT09:54:16I would normally say "but it's too hard"but having seen all the downloadable tunes that are IMPOSSIBLE to play, I think a real guitar might be easier...2008-02-08GMT10:38:34That would be SO FUNNYIf that's what the archbish' said when he's asked to clarify things!2007-09-19BST09:33:29A pirate themed work day would be greatBut alas no, it's not one of our fun days, it's an international holiday... That picture was taken years ago when Clare and I went to Las Vegas...... 2007-08-23BST08:15:49RE: I wouldn't take it personally...Fair enough, I just sometimes find it a little distasteful when people blindly criticise things (especially my own artwork of course!). Most of the stuff that's on my flickr account is stuff straight out of my sketchbook, for fun. My portfolio proper... 2007-08-23BST05:02:16RE: I wouldn't take it personally...And here's an MS Paint rendered one of mine using my laptop's wonderful nipple: It's about this point that you should probably tell me now that I should give up drawing Bruce Willis?... 2007-08-23BST04:46:46I wouldn't take it personally......I just thought you had a huge range of styles and I didn't *personally* like the one of Bruce Willis (it doesn't look finished either?). I'm allowed an opinion right? I can't play football at the level required for my country but I'm still allowe... 2007-01-15GMT01:25:21I think I would be joint top tooif I wasn't barred from playing :-(<br /><br />Good luck though!2007-01-04GMT11:36:30RE: Aha that would be telling!old chestnuts ahoy!<br /><br />ok ok, ill cut you in 50/50.<br /><br />HNY!2007-01-04GMT11:19:23Aha that would be telling!Foolishly I set up the game so that the answers and locations and things could be moved after I'd gone, bah...<br /><br />Happy new year btw!2006-12-04GMT04:41:53If only we'd known that iPods would unite and overthrow the very humans they entertainedFrom The Simpsons, via Wired:A citizen of the future laments: If only we'd known that iPods would unite and overthrow the very humans they entertained... HEY! My IPOD has come back to life now, I think, I've managed to restore it and get it talking t... 2008-12-19GMT02:24:37Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Everyone Of You In The Face202008-12-19GMT02:24:37Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Everyone Of You In The Face202008-12-18GMT06:10:37Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face202009-03-08GMT09:21:57Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face202009-06-28BST09:33:04Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face202008-12-18GMT06:10:37Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face202009-01-07GMT09:39:37Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face202009-01-07GMT09:39:37Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face202009-06-14BST09:33:51Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The Face202008-12-27GMT08:12:22Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You In the Face202008-04-20BST07:26:15Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face20 <br /><a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-of-You-in-the-Face-Hammersmith-Odeon/156713.html">Rated 3.56/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2008-04-20BST07:26:15Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the Face20 <br /><a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-of-You-in-the-Face-Hammersmith-Odeon/156712.html">Rated 3.56/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2008-04-20BST07:26:15Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the FaceFrankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on... <br /><a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-of-You-in-the-Face-Hammersmith-Odeon/166118.html">Rated 3.56/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2008-04-20BST07:26:15Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One of You in the FaceFrankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. Loved for his stand-up comedy shows, as well as his legendary appearances on... <br /><a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Frankie-Boyle-I-Would-Happily-Punch-Every-One-of-You-in-the-Face-Hammersmith-Odeon/175890.html">Rated 3.56/10</a> on <a href="http://www.folkestonegerald.com">Folkestone Gerald</a>2009-01-07GMT09:38:41Frankie Boyle - I Would Happily Punch Every One Of You In The FaceFrankie Boyle gained a reputation for his quirky, dark sense of humour. 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