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		<title>no, it wouldn't be broadcast and it most likely wouldn't be music</title>
		<description>If I did it I would put together half an hour of non copyright infringing sounds (ie talking, farting) and leave them on my server, then all my fans would grab the file from there, using a programme like &lt;strong&gt;ipodder&lt;/strong&gt;.</description>
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		<title>Bet that wouldn't have happened in Glasgow...</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2561/Bet+that+wouldn%27t+have+happened+in+Glasgow...</link>
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		<title>Fastest selling album EVER?</title>
		<description>Has Craig David really had the fastest selling album ever? One popEx punter seems to think so...&quot;2.5 million in one week!&quot; they squeal...Uh, should this be on the tips board instead? NO! IT IS NEWS! BONG! And now for the weather...... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7416/Fastest+selling+album+EVER%3F</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">7883</guid>
		<title>They're funny and that, but I wouldn't sign them</title>
		<description>The Results, probably:&amp;#9760;Best British Male Solo Artist: Daniel Bedingfield&amp;#9760;Best British Female Solo Art: Dido&amp;#9760;Mastercard Brit Album: The Darkness (Permission To Land)&amp;#9760;Best British Group: The Darkness&amp;#9760;Best British Single: D... </description>
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		<category>brit awards</category>
		<category>the brits</category>
		<category>the darkness</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7883/They%27re+funny+and+that,+but+I+wouldn%27t+sign+them</link>
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		<title>I wouldn't take it personally...</title>
		<description>...I just thought you had a huge range of styles and I didn't *personally* like the one of Bruce Willis (it doesn't look finished either?).  I'm allowed an opinion right? I can't play football at the level required for my country but I'm still allowe... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10428/I+wouldn%27t+take+it+personally...</link>
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		<title>RE: I wouldn't take it personally...</title>
		<description>And here's an MS Paint rendered one of mine using my laptop's wonderful nipple: It's about this point that you should probably tell me now that I should give up drawing Bruce Willis?... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10429/RE:+I+wouldn%27t+take+it+personally...</link>
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		<title>RE: I wouldn't take it personally...</title>
		<description>Fair enough, I just sometimes find it a little distasteful when people blindly criticise things (especially my own artwork of course!). Most of the stuff that's on my flickr account is stuff straight out of my sketchbook, for fun. My portfolio proper... </description>
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		<title>Top night of TV</title>
		<description>Harry's fussing like a good'un right now, he didn't nap properly today and he's too tired to settle. Think I just sorted it with that shuffling dad dance that we do, combined with some shushing. He's having the second half of his pre-sleep feed and I... </description>
		<category>harry</category>
		<category>baby</category>
		<category>tv</category>
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		<title>Radiohead</title>
		<description>I wouldn't imagine I was there, but I was there around that time, how strange...</description>
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		<category>gig</category>
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