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		<title>Come on over to my place</title>
		<description>Do you want to come and work here? See our recruitment video.I'm positive they said they would ask permission before they featured us, I think I'm pretty definitely featured there in the bit where they say WE'RE LOOKING FOR A WEB GURU!!! That's not m... </description>
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		<category>holiday extras</category>
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		<title>F-I-R-E I-N E-S-C-O-N-D-I-D-O</title>
		<description>Has there been a fire? And did Gate 28 reopen? We were not in that part of town all weekend.Here is video of a fire in Escondido:That's Escondido, California though, not our favourite local restaurant. Yes, still my favourite, went to Sandbanks this ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11562/F-I-R-E+I-N+E-S-C-O-N-D-I-D-O&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;F-I-R-E I-N E-S-C-O-N-D-I-D-O&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11562/F-I-R-E+I-N+E-S-C-O-N-D-I-D-O&quot;&gt;Rated 7.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11562/F-I-R-E+I-N+E-S-C-O-N-D-I-D-O</link>
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		<title>David Devant top ten</title>
		<description>Just browsing last.fm to see if anyone's mentioned the David Devant gig at the 100 Club (and they haven't), but I see this top ten of their tracks most listened, by users of last.fm. Who have installed the software, that monitors what you're listenin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>david devant and his spirit wife</category>
		<category>asylum</category>
		<category>simon pegg</category>
		<category>julina barratt</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11558/David+Devant+top+ten</link>
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		<title>Drinking and driving</title>
		<description>A ten man bike powered mobile bar. Looks like something they built on Scrapheap Challenge recently:From www.pubcrawler.uk.com... </description>
		<category>pubcrawler</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>scrapheap challenge</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11531/Drinking+and+driving</link>
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		<title>Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER?</title>
		<description>Was as we expected, maybe hotter, certainly smellier than I would have liked. We spent the evening secretly wishing they would play some songs that we knew - not necessarily Darkness songs, but maybe some cheeky covers, tipping their hat to their ref...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11497/Hot+Leg+Review+-+first+Hot+Leg+Review+EVER%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER?&quot; src=&quot;http://www.atproud.net/images/upload/gallery.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>proud galleries</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11497/Hot+Leg+Review+-+first+Hot+Leg+Review+EVER%3F</link>
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		<title>Hot Leg tonight</title>
		<description>Hot Leg tonight at Proud Galleries, Camden, That London. Bit concerned about it really, got to leg it out of work at a pretty busy time for us, lots on at the moment. Leaving a little early anyway, train to London, hurriedly catch up with friends tha...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11495/Hot+Leg+tonight&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot Leg tonight&quot; src=&quot;http://www.atproud.net/images/upload/gallery.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11495/Hot+Leg+tonight</link>
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		<title>Bhangra KISS</title>
		<description>Via last.fm.... </description>
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		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>iain lee</category>
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		<title>Ricky Gervais in Folkestone</title>
		<description>I think this is at the Battle of Britain memorial in Capel. One of the sketches for The 11 O'Clock Show that he regrets not doing under a character name like Billy Bigot I assume.In Politics, Gervais's teenage enthusiasm for activism kicks off a seri... </description>
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		<category>11 o'clock show</category>
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		<title>I didn't know they did Blockbusters without Bob Holness</title>
		<description>One of those contestants looks familiar.... </description>
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		<category>tv</category>
		<category>stephen merchant</category>
		<category>michael aspel</category>
		<category>bob holness</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>game show</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11480/I+didn%27t+know+they+did+Blockbusters+without+Bob+Holness</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock is off to Edinburgh NOW!</title>
		<description>The Last Working Day Of The Month, Issue 42-------------------------------------------(MJ Hibbett &amp; The Validators FACT, July 31st 2008)Hello all, and welcome to this FESTIVAL FUNTIME edition of the newsletter. Let's GO!GIGS TO COMEThis month I shall... </description>
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		<category>mj hibbett</category>
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		<category>edinburgh festival</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11465/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+is+off+to+Edinburgh+NOW%21</link>
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		<title>RE: sandgate dolphin on youtube don t watch</title>
		<description>Dave disappeared sometime in November and hasn't been seen since unfortunately</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11445/RE%3A+sandgate+dolphin+on+youtube+don+t+watch</link>
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		<title>sandgate dolphin on youtube don t watch</title>
		<description>hi. my dad and family live in folkestone. i am comin down there on sunday and wondered if dave was still at sandgate beach as i saw him last year and am bringing my step son this time. please reply to my e-mail, thanks</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11444/sandgate+dolphin+on+youtube+don+t+watch</link>
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		<title>More video of Go Ape</title>
		<description>More video of our day at Go Ape last Friday. Actually the same video but I can embed it now. Watch it quick before Google spot the copyright infringing soundtrack:Watch it in high quality, not sure if I can embed it in high quality yet.... </description>
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		<category>park</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
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		<category>castle</category>
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		<category>youtube</category>
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		<category>holidayextras</category>
		<category>holiday extras</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11425/More+video+of+Go+Ape</link>
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		<title>MJ Hibbett's Exciting Life In Rock press launch and things</title>
		<description>Hello - this is a special mid-month version of the newsletter just to let you know about some RATHER Exciting New Things, these being our new single, the video to go with it, and the press launch for the Edinburgh Show. Let's GO!THE NEW SINGLEOur bra... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11411/MJ+Hibbett%27s+Exciting+Life+In+Rock+press+launch+and+things</link>
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		<title>Gone Ape</title>
		<description>Went to Go Ape at Leeds Castle on Friday, bit of a work jolly. None of the pictures or video really came out that well, but here is  me on a zip line / death slide / flying fox.It was great! Some pictures to come too.As a reward for watching my video... </description>
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		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>advert</category>
		<category>carlsberg sport</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11406/Gone+Ape</link>
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		<title>Ever had someone kick your garden wall down?</title>
		<description>... </description>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>pain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11398/Ever+had+someone+kick+your+garden+wall+down%3F</link>
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		<title>This is about how good I am on the guitar now</title>
		<description>I can't decide if this is brilliant, or if he's doing all the complex stuff with his vocals. Entertaining anyway, if a bit long. Enough about the song, this performance is good too:(Hmm not sure I can embed, here it is).I first saw him doing Teardrop... </description>
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		<category>queen</category>
		<category>newton faulkner</category>
		<category>bohemian rhapsody</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11387/This+is+about+how+good+I+am+on+the+guitar+now</link>
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		<title>Keep them safe</title>
		<description>I am just waiting to grow a bit round the waist and for my legs to shrink with old age and then I'll steal them off you!Vintage Levis are worth good money, if only you'd not worn them for decorating! Can't find any on ebay to prove a point but I'm su... </description>
		<category>vintage levis</category>
		<category>levis</category>
		<category>jeans</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11368/Keep+them+safe</link>
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		<title>Vegan lasagne</title>
		<description>Who'd have thought you could make vegan lasagne? Went for a dinner party last night, very sophisticated, round at Dom and Jen's. Dom and Dean made lasagne for the main course for everybody, with a vegan friendly roast vegetable lasagne for me, and it...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11275/Vegan+lasagne&quot;&gt;Rated 4.05/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>vegan</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11275/Vegan+lasagne</link>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
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		<category>ramsgate</category>
		<category>deal</category>
		<category>orient express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11217/Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy%21</link>
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		<title>Ooh, Flickr video</title>
		<description>I didn't know about this. 90 second limit for your videos though, usually that's enough for funny little bits I've shot myself that I might want to share, like the nieces on their new bikes or Pauline's kitten, I will give this a try later.Update: An... </description>
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		<category>fire</category>
		<category>fire breathing</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11157/Ooh%2C+Flickr+video</link>
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		<title>Do The Indie Kid video</title>
		<description>Buy the single here, and get the mp3's free. Here's the video:     ... </description>
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		<category>mj hibbett</category>
		<category>hibbett</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11143/Do+The+Indie+Kid+video</link>
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		<title>Heavy snow both ends</title>
		<description>Just back from the parents, we had heavy snow there at 8am this morning that settled, probably 3 or 4 inches deep in an hour, very nice to see but a bit terrifying, we thought it was there for the duration and we'd not be able to get back to Folkesto... </description>
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		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<category>travel</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11141/Heavy+snow+both+ends</link>
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		<title>Like it!</title>
		<description>Delia Smith makes a kebab:Part of a series of faked up vids, from Don't Watch That, Watch This. Not seen them before, though I do remember this sweary DIY video from somewhere.... </description>
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		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>mashup</category>
		<category>bootleg</category>
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		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11130/Like+it%21</link>
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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
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		<category>bbc breakfast</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>Fight at David Gray!</title>
		<description>The gig on Friday was halted apparently because of fighting in the crowd! When the scrappers were eventually removed from the hall they were shouting threats back at Mr Gray. Were you there? Did you see anything? Call Folkestone Gerald in confidence ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11107/Fight+at+David+Gray%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Fight at David Gray!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11107/Fight+at+David+Gray%21&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11107/Fight+at+David+Gray%21</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Great Pot Noodle Ad</title>
		<description>Just seen it on www.popbitch.com. Go there and click the ads, they need it right now...... </description>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>funny</category>
		<category>humour</category>
		<category>advert</category>
		<category>pot noodle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11092/Great+Pot+Noodle+Ad</link>
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		<title>Could be dreadful</title>
		<description>A review of the US remake of Spaced. Well, a review of the script. It's being remade without the cooperation of the original creative team of Simon Pegg, Jessica Stevenson and Edgar Wright, seemingly it went ahead without their knowledge. Simon Pegg ... </description>
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		<category>simon pegg</category>
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		<title>Remembering XFM</title>
		<description>Was surprised earlier to realise that the original XFM only lasted for about a year, before being shut down and messed up by Capital. Yes we've been listening to more Ricky Gervais, still haven't found any really early shows. I'll post up a list of w... </description>
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		<category>guitar hero</category>
		<category>metallica</category>
		<category>xfm</category>
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